porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me
Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!
Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!
Party cock is in the mouth tonight
wait did something happen to Jesus
Wooly aphids are super underrated imo.. just look at these little guys!! They’re like tiny fluffy fairies :>>>
They really are! Absolutely precious lil friends
i dont think a record should ever cost fifty dollars. i dont think anything should cost that much. well except for the fifty dollar diamond which os the most important and expensive thing in all the land. and it can be yours to have sex with
We infected your weed cigarette with little poison bugs that crawl in you and you smoked ittt 😛