Sergey Sleepy

(A coffin arrives.)

Viktor: It’s a coffin. There’s a name engraved on it.

*shows the name*

WHORE. It’s empty!

*grabs Lord Transyl*

AND YOU’RE GOING IN IT!

VIKTOR HAND-CRAFTED IT THEN MAILED IT TO HIMSELF JUST TO SAY THIS

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt 2.)

Funeral of the dead butterflies when he's out during Green noon: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Random agent: You're... Still attacking people

Random agent 2: Shut up *first agent's name*, ordeals aren't people

(In my personal experience, FOTDB really likes attacking Green noon ordeals, which spawned this idea when I saw the incorrect quotes when I was using a generator)

You think the reason everyone in Lobotomy Corp uses they/them pronouns is because all the employees are expendable and personal pronouns are meaningless and they're all likely to die anyway

Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 4 because people seem to like these)

A random seahorse could Kill Macbeth

Yes, Any Seahorse from Real Life could kill Macbeth!

The way seahorse childbirth works is that the female produces eggs (not "eggs" like chicken eggs, "eggs" like human eggs) which she then deposits into the pouch of the male, in which the eggs will grow into very small yet fully formed seahorses and emerge from the male's pouch as a live birth. This means that all seahorses apply for the Birth Parent Clause, with their birthing parent being the male instead of the female. Thank you for your submission!

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