Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.
Magic bullet, the coat looks nice
fuck ur astrology sign what ego suit would you wear in lobotomy corporation
Recently I found out that Chandelure can breed with Alcremie.
My shiny possessed chandelier, Edgar Linton, did it with a pile of whipped cream who I promptly named "Allie" afterwards..
I can't get over this
Could Perry the Platypus Kill Macbeth?
Yes, Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb could kill Macbeth!
Due to being a platypus, which hatch from eggs, he applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause! Thank you for your submission!
Listened to EPIC on shuffle today and got:
"ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! Do you know who I am?"
*Wouldn't you like starts playing*
Along with Open arms between Monster and Just a man
“ugh why is moby-dick so long”
ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn't he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?
the odyssey
the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action
you don't like cetology? whalelore? kys
since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful
Smash /hj
Omg I redesigned the man
I want to grab Hong Lu and throw him against a wall and watch him explode like a pomegranate (affectionate)
Asiyah: college students sharing an apartment with all the good and the bad that comes with it
Briah: fandom discord server with a very angry minor and two adults she sometimes has to talk out of committing suicide
Atziluth: philosophy authors having beef between them that requires APA to be properly understood
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 6)