Plants Vs Zombies Is Unironically My Favourite Zombie Story Ever. Original Concept. No Dumb Apocalypse

Muzan x Kokushibo incorrect quotes (might make a part 2)

reading moby dick:

KAPOW!!!!!

Funeral of the dead butterflies when he's out during Green noon: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Random agent: You're... Still attacking people

Random agent 2: Shut up *first agent's name*, ordeals aren't people

(In my personal experience, FOTDB really likes attacking Green noon ordeals, which spawned this idea when I saw the incorrect quotes when I was using a generator)

Am I funny yet Tumblr

I think it’s pretty underrated that when making the Andromeda 5, they went Fire is pure radiation heat, Electricity is a jellyfish, Water is an oyster / barnacle, Earth is an armadillo / pangolin.

You’re nodding along. It’s pretty standard and straightforward. Nothing crazy.

Then for Air they make a giant turtle that turns into a fan. Because why not.

The idol (Rest pages are under the cut!)

Bonus

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

Magic bullet, the coat looks nice

fuck ur astrology sign what ego suit would you wear in lobotomy corporation