this is the energy i need to see c!ranboo give wilbur when that zombie tries to slander him
Stiles: *gets stabbed with a sword*
Stiles: What the fuck?
...
Peter: *gets stabbed with a sword*
Peter: *shrugs* That's fair.
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Scott: *gets stabbed with a sword*
Scott: Not again.
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Theo: *gets stabbed with a sword*
Theo: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
this is so dumb akjshf
[id: It is a comic of a younger Splinter, kid Leo and toddler Mikey from rottmnt. Splinter is holding Mikey, resting him on his shoulder while he frowns and points at Leo saying “BLUE! If you don’t stop messing around-!” He stops and thinks, putting his hand on his chin while Mikey rests in the crook of his arm and says “I’ll uh…” He suddenly perks up with an idea while Mikey pats his face. “I’ll throw Orange to the garbage” he says as he holds Mikey, who has his hand in his mouth, up in front of him. We then see Leo staring with a small frown and then his lip starts wobbling and tears spring in his eyes as Splinter shouts “NO NO IM ONLY JOKING-“./ end id ]
Abuela Alma: What became more clear as you got older?
Bruno: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.
Dean: What do you think is the height of stupidity?
Castiel: Hold on. Hey, Gabriel how tall are you?
Cicero HC: the man can “turn off” the crazy, if in any situation you need him to be completely deadpan he will be, his voice drops like 5 octaves. Ofc he’s pretending and will probably slip up back into his sillyness if he has to do it for too long, but it’s terrifying how normal he can seem.
All found family shows have: Hale Pack Edition
(#The first 2 are usually dating)
Charlie: This meeting wasn't about suicide prevention, but maybe it should be...
I waited 5 hours of maintinenece only to be told to wait through 5 hours more tf
Charlie, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Wilbur, pulling out an UNO card: +4
Charlie, slamming a Pokemon card down on the table: JOLTEON I CHOOSE YOU!!
Philza: W- What the actual fuck are you playing??
Wilbur: Ranboo is a spineless asshole who stands for nothing in favor of pleasing people for cheap adoration, I loathe him, we're foils for one another.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, here's a totem of undying, I know you're just feeling what it's like to be alive again and now you can be extra safe.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, I'm just here to drop of something for Techno- Oh geez are you cold? I can bring you one of my spare blankets if you want.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, sorry Phil and Techno are out doing stuff, here's some tea, this is how Phil said you like it.
Ranboo: Hey Wilbur, I just made some cookies and I need a taste tester, you want some?
Wilbur: I detest him, truly I do.