Imagine When Bruno Was A Teen, Or While He Was Growing Up In General, If He Wanted To Be Left Alone All

stiles: go big or go home

scott, crying: please for once in your life just go home. i'm begging you. go home

stiles: i'm going big

Sometimes, it’s difficult for Cicero to cope with being alone in the Sanctuary, on the rare occasion that all the other initiates are out on contracts. It brings him back to times when it was only him and the Night Mother, but even then, she never spoke to him so it was unbearable silence. So whenever he’s left alone, with just the Night Mother, he curls up at her feet and automatically starts to strain his ears, jumping violently at the slightest sounds; much like he did back in the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. It takes quite a while for the Listener to piece it together but when they do, they insist on bringing Cicero along whenever they know the Sanctuary is going to be momentarily abandoned, just to keep him out of that darker, maddening place.

Jekyll: Jasper-- Jasper, hey Jasper, Jasper listen to me-

Jasper: I- Yes??

Jekyll: What do you call a werewolf that knows a lot of things?

Jasper: I... Don't know?

Jekyll: An... AWARE-wolf :D:D:D

Jasper: I...

Jekyll: Get it??? Aware like WERE-

Jasper: Sir, please, I get it, but when was the last time you slept?

Jekyll: I have NO IDEA :D:D:D:D

Cicero: SLEEP? ION KNOW ABOUT SLEEP ITS SUMMERTIME-

Astrid: YOU BETTER GO TO BED

Cicero: oh no she caught me

Mary: can you pass the-

Gabriel: I’m in love with your son!

Mary: salt. Uh… which one?

Gabriel: Sam, obviously.

Mary: good, cuz they don’t talk about it, but I’m pretty sure Dean and Castiel secretly got married and never bothered to tell anyone.

Sam: ya know, being tall has a lot of disadvantages.

Gabe: yeah right, Name one.

Sam: the cramp I get in my neck everytime I look at you.

Castiel: Why can’t you go to Arizona?

Lucifer: Let’s just say there might be a warrant there for my arrest…and in Ohio…and some other states I can never remember

Gabriel: Well you just gotta remember the song I made for you 

Gabriel (singing): What are the states where Luci can’t go, Arizona, Utah, and Ohio

Castiel: Oh my

Gabriel (singing again): There’s three more states where Luci can’t be, Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennesee

Lucifer (also sings):  I’m also not welcome in Europe

Abuela Alma: What became more clear as you got older?

Bruno: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

Jack: Can I have another cookie?

Dean: What did Cas say?

Jack: He said no

Dean: Then why should I say yes?

Jack: because he’s not the boss of you

Dean, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap

April being the best big sis ever + How she met the turts (more under the cut)

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