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Latest Posts by thisisywedonteatbugs - Page 3
This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.
Fuck me.
Holy shit
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Remember how Mark ruffalo stuck a poker card in Jesse’s pockets. In that situation how the fuck did he keep it l. I would probably throw it away. How the fuck do u check the pockets so much?
Holy shit
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Holy shit
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Somewhere out there is a bird which is flying in a pattern which says 'fuck u'.
Imagine if spiders had wheels instead of legs and they would use them to slide down buildings.
Whooooosshhhh there goes spidey John with his usual test drive.
Girls girls the man stuck in the friendzone is gonna marry u later when u get tired of ur asshole boyfriends.
Last night I saw a kid sitting in a corner crying.
I asked him what happened. He told me he didn't want to study and it was difficult and finals were approaching.
After that my parents caught the kid crying along with me.
Do u ever just like phase out and like lay there doing nothing thinking about how did someone designed spoons
Do cats or dogs or any other animal curse when they are fighting
Like imagine a cat saying "fuck ya Jacob you r a cunt. U r the motherfucker who slept with my wife."
No one owns the copyright to ur brain.
Interviewer:- Tell me a little bits about yourself
Me:- 01000011 01110101 01101110 01110100
Girls that are lesbians are better at getting girls than me.This is depressing.
I meant to write my phone memory but ya my brain is also full of cat pics.
90% of my memory is cat pics.
90% of my memory is cat pics.
Hey the slide at the water park is broken so can I slide into ur dms?
U can't even understand what I'm saying how u gonna write the finals - Teacher
Maximum overdrive.
Internet banking is just dealing with programming instead of actual people who judge u on how much less money u r depositing.
Trump is thanos of real world
Follow me for more facts
Hey guys do u realise if I throw a ball standing on the equator in the West side and someone standing on the exact opposite side of the earth throws the ball in the opposite direction , technically we both are slowing down the rotation of earth.
Have you ever seen a post so weird yet u can still relate????
Remember the good old days when u followed the moon instead of people on Instagram ????
When u give ur kid iPhone X instead of the Barbie mobile
You ever think that viral in case of internet is better but in case of real world it is the worst?
When I get older with lots of money I want to build a house with the shape of a pineapple and I want to build huge trees which trace out the letter 'c'
And I am going to call myself spongebob