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Will they call the next big hero 6 movie as big hero 12??

Proof that humanity is enjoying it's existence with balls

Softball,handball,volleyball,football,cricket,beach ball.....my balls

Which post made u people unfollow ME????

Her:- Seems like you work out. [ME sitting in the office hallway] Me:- Ya my boss doesn't really like me.

Your iq is as low as the walking distance from ur eyes through your big ass forehead to your hair. Please don't use this as a pickup line.

That's my daily fucking priority

How do I uninstall myself??

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

What if air could travel faster than sounds and we could first smell fart and then their voice of farting.

When u see it....

What the fuck

Some people just want to watch half of the world burn corresponds to thanos???

News

Instagram is just updated Google images.

I need a ad-block in real life.

Me whenever I hear a reporter asking a celebrity a question like :-

What is the secret to your clear skin???

What is the secret to ur fitness??

What is your diet consists of??

What are ur tips on makeup??

Bitch listen up they are fucking rich

They would coat themselves with chocolate and bathe in it

Go back to ur basement you fat duck.

U can't travel to the past but remember u are travelling to the future.

Do u guy's ever realise that divorce is basically based on

De Morgan's law.

Sickest burn

Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.

Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.

Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.

Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Burn.

What will u call a cat catcalling a female cat?????

Can I put a finger in ur butt is equivalent of can I close ur shit valve??

When u r drunk and try to say dude.

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

A cold water swimming pool and u have enough salt in it that u are floating and sitting on top of the water easily and read and u have the best lighting in the entire world with music and snacks.

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Name a more iconic

I'll wait.

Do u think female dogs or cats or animals have male animals of their species in their friendzone.

Like imagine a dog saying

Hey I have been with u since a while now, wanna fuck???

Bitch:- Gary I see u as a friend and our relationship is over now.

Today I was going downhill a street and a crow's ass started laughin at me "hahaha u virgin ass" so I grabbed him and started fuckng him. After our crowy lovemaking he looked at me said " I am a guy dude" and I was startled. The crow laughing again said back to me "hahaha motherfucker u gay" .

So I am now fucking his crow wife.

How's ur night going fellas???

The only difference between Ellen and Instagram is the number of viewers.

Last night the police arrested a poster ad agency model near my house.

They told us that he was a Russian im-poster.

When did we go from Cartoon to ITune????

Proton doggo and neutral doggo are sitting on the porch.

Electron doggo is going around them chasing his tail.

Together they are atom doggo.