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pass on the truth yall

Remus: Prongs, truth or dare?

James: truth

Remus: what's the hottest thing about Padfoot?

James: his brother.

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius: wHAT–

This shit made me laugh when I'm supposed to be studying

Happy belated father’s day Dadneto.

Friends.

ryan reynolds is the leader of the spideypool movement

Imagine your 800 years old crush suddenly visiting your ghost city and you need to act cool and mysterious but actually you’re just screaming internally at high volume

So the gods are notoriously bad parents, but have we considered what it would be like if they acted like normal parents?

Zeus: AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF YOU FOLLOW MY RULES

Thalia: under your-? YOU MEAN THE SKY?!?!

Or

Athena: I believe it's probably about time we have... the talk

Annabeth: bold words from a virgin goddess

Or

Hades: when I was your age my parents never gave me handouts. I had to work for what I wanted

Nico: your dad literally ate you, I -

Or

Poseidon: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy: so... this has happened and I'm gonna let you know now that it will happen again

Or

Will: just gonna say that Aunt Artemis doesn't force her huntresses to go to music lessons...

Apollo: If Aunt Artemis is so great then go live with her!

Will: if I was a girl I would

Or

Aphrodite: Because I said so

Piper: jokes on you, I have charmspeak too

Or

Pluto: Another dog? We have a dog! One could argue that we even have three. Besides, who is gonna end up taking care of this dog? Me. You and Nico aren't responsible. Besides, dogs are expensive. You know, money doesn't grow on trees-

Hazel: because...i can get it from the ground??

“HONESTLY you spend a few millennia eating children’s dreams and living in a swamp and SUDDENLY you’re a hag.”

GOD forbid women do anything 😤

What "enemies to lovers" type are you ?

Like if you're the

"I hate you so much I cant belive I'm fucking you against the wall to show you whos really in charge " type

Or reblog if you're the

"I really hate you but you've done this nice thing for me, not even my best friends have ever done for me so maybe you're not so bad and- shit am I falling for you? " type

you, a fool: Lemony Snicket is a pen name and fictional character created by Daniel Handler, the author of the "A Series of Unfortunate Events" books

me, an intellectual: Daniel Handler is a cover identity created by Lemony Snicket, a VFD agent and biographer of the Baudelaire orphans, maintained to protect his identity due to be falsely accused of murder