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!!!TW FOR ABUSE (very poorly drawn mind you)!!!

Um does this make sense

guys. he like. got hit yknow.

anyway what if after max’s mom dies his dad gets super obsessed with his son being perfect, and after he loses a football game in middle school his dad gets pissed and. yea.

lowkey hate this but. heres art!!!

REBLOGS APPRECIATED 💙

I know it’s not Halloween anymore but I think Steph’s favorite candies are Smarties and Nerds

the nerdy prudes when max jagerman fucking dies /silly

Jagertitty but even more tragic.

Arospec Grace accidentally(or purposefully ig?) using Max and mistreating him. He’s head over heals, super touchy and kind of gross, and she’s just completely indifferent. If you really hate Max you could make him aspec. Classic toxic relationship right there.

Maybe they both have redemption arcs and realize they just make eachother worse. They’re in love and they have never been less happy than they are together.

Or: One has a redemption arc/gets therapy, the other goes the complete opposite direction.

Grace actually becomes friends with the nerds after Max dies in the Waylon Place. Almost canon-compliant, but she starts to feel bad for what they did to Max, and when he comes back it kills her what they have to do. She manipulates him and uses the trust that she already violated once to get rid of him for good. Or maybe she just can’t bring herself to do it. Bad ending 👎

Max makes nice with the nerds after surviving the prank. Grace somehow gets her hands on the black book, and tells Max about her evil plans. He’s still in love with her so he doesn’t really try to stop her or stand up to her, trusting her to make the right choice like he did, until it’s too late.

Exposing myself😬😬 Every fandom I get into I have one ship (sometimes it’s the main ship, sometimes it’s the most insanely non canon crack ship you’ve ever seen) that I become obsessed with for no real reason. It’s like home base. That’s Michie for Hatchetfield

guys i miss michie

Best day of my life. I’ve literally never been happier than I am in this moment

NERDY PRUDES IS ON SPOTIFY?? OH MY GOD???

I’m not really sure what all this boop business is about buuut interacting without having to be social?? Sign me up!

Webby convinces her brothers that having a prophet is fun and so they each find a Hatchetfieldian to Make Worse, Be More Chill style.

I think the final Hatchetfield musical should be following the Lords in Black as protagonists

I think Max's parents are divorced so he lives with his Dad and the reason for said divorce is Ted Spankoffski. Need I say more.

As a big fan of the theory the LiB were appearing as the dead in NPMD I understand the knee jerk reaction of saying it was Mark Chasity that tinky was piloting, that he died after going to the Waylon place, it gives Grace some angst, I totally get it

But I offer a counter offer

guys do we see Kyle at all in Act 2?

He broke one of Max’s rules too, he was dating Brenda

QUICK!!! EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE SNIGGLE HEADCANONS!!!

I'll go first: Pokey's sniggles have a fully developed sign language (because Pokey doesn't like it when others talk). It's super silly and super animated, some conversations looking more like dance numbers than actual conversations. They additionally have shortcuts to refer to each of the lords:

Pokey: The combined signs for "one" and "voice", which ends up looking like they're shushing you before extending their hand out from their mouth (like how sound would project from the mouth when speaking or singing)

Blinky: Effectively the dance that Blinky does during The Summoning, with the hands framing the eye.

Tinky: The combined signs for "time" and "space", which takes the form of like- stretching something out in your hands before squishing it back down, if that makes sense.

Nibbly: Making a big mouth with your hands and snapping it shut (a la the motion for "Daddy Shark" in Baby Shark).

Wiggly: Wiggling your fingers in front of your face to mimic his tentacles.

(Bonus -> Webby: The combined signs for "white" and "spider", which would be placing the hand palm down parallel to the ground [which is "white", palm up is black] before bending the fingers and "walking" the hand through the air like a spider)

When they say the word “play” in the Wiggly jingle it’s actually interchangeable with the word “pray,” since they don’t pronounce l’s or r’s.

Come and pway :3

Rewired my brain you ate this so hard

here is the finished. time bastard piece i started yesterday. it’s not the best but. compared to the original piece of art it’s based off of. i really like it!!

i’m one day late please forgive me 😞

Is Saw for the gays?? I feel like I know an exorbitant amount of other gay people who are obsessed with Saw. Do I need to watch Saw? AM I MISSING OUT?

Actually Max Jagerman is the 'Mean Ruthless HBIC Trope' but as a guy but we aren't ready for that conversation yet

There’s a lot of untapped potential with parental figures for Max. Obv we’ve seen Paul because he’s like. The most popular adult in Hatchetfield.

But have you considered Emma meeting Max through Paul, and being a better match for him because she was an edgy prick as a teenager, so she gets him in a way Paul can’t.

Or, less beneficially, Ted as an older brother figure. Maybe they could meet through Pete if Max has enough of a redemption to be friends-ish with him. I think Ted would also be way more understanding because Max is honestly just Ted but younger and more athletic. Simultaneous character arcs. Or maybe not maybe they’re just awful forever idk

If you wanna get into some LiB/PIEP shenanigans. You could go with Holloway! Tbh I haven’t seen NMT so I haven’t got much for this. But it seems interesting enough.

Or John! Max has to move out or hide from his dad after some inciting event. He gets sick of hopping around between houses of people who kind of don’t like him, so John(probably the only person without a grudge against him) takes him in. You got your classic troubled teen and emotionally closed-off adult pairing. Bonus points if Max is queer and that’s like the only emotional situation John is comfortable in because he dealt with it, too.

There’s so much! So much!

ONE YEAR!!!!

Camper A: Twinkies are gross.

Camper B: I love Twinkies!

Camper A: Evidently.

*The entire camp slowly turns to face the Jerries, who are absolutely oblivious*

Kids at Camp I Don’t Wanna Bang making gay jokes, and they keep upping the explicitness of the innuendos just to see how long it will take for the Jerries to notice they weren’t actually just talking about cutting things with scissors

Kids at Camp I Don’t Wanna Bang making gay jokes, and they keep upping the explicitness of the innuendos just to see how long it will take for the Jerries to notice they weren’t actually just talking about cutting things with scissors

Just realised Hannah would be 19 today. Isn't that crazy?????

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HANNAH FOSTER AND THE DAY THE HATCHETFIELD TIMELINE SPLIT!!!!

Steph would be a huge MLP fan and take that shit to her grave. My girl is taking full advantage of the private likes on Twitter. I think her favorite would be Sunset Shimmer. Yk she’s in deep because her favorite character isn’t even really in the main series

Absolutely worth the wait what a cutie

this was not worth the wait sorry guys

under versions under cut cause I couldn't decide. plus one with that stupid red bow cause i love red and i love bows

I love my cat. He actually will walk around in circles on my bed if I’m walking around the room so he stays near me. Any time I get close to him he head butts me until I pet him. His name is Michael. What a little freak(he’s my best friend in the whole universe)

I once saw someone ask if Jagertitty was Max x Titty Mitty. Shoutout to that person

I feel very passionately about this. I need more Max and Steph friendship content.

Need them growing from that surface-level popular group friendship to genuinely connecting with each other.

If you’re into Michie, or ig this could also work for any Max x nerd ship, you could make them bond over liking a nerd. Steph would be gushing about Pete and Max would be absolutely disgusted with himself for relating to it.

Need an AU where they were super good friends and Max made certain that she didn’t know how awful he was. And instead of pulling the prank, what humbles him is losing the only person that he was actually, truly close with. He becomes friends with the nerds just to get her to forgive him, but he ends up actually liking them.

Tbh I really like the last one, might make a follow-up post about that. Point is, their dynamic would be cool and they have lots of potential. Steph would be good at humbling him and I think he would be less stand-off-ish because she’s not a nerd or whatever. Food for thought