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hatchetfield posters
the chokehold halftone designs have on me is insane
I don't shop at Wal-Mart at all, and I don't shop on "Black Friday"--I'm just not into consumerism and corporatization. I encourage everyone to enjoy a day off work (if you get one) and spend time (on your family, your friends, or yourself) instead of money this Thanksgiving weekend.
I NEVER shop here anyway, but still, you shouldn’t either…
In love with how the universal constant within the Hatchetfield saga is Paul just straight up not having a good time.
Current mood: watching Starkid musicals over and over again till I start breaking into a song in the middle of the street
Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
in reference to my previous post
Starry Children. WE GOT SILLY GOOFIER
Starry Children. WE GOT SILLIER
Couldn’t help but get a little extra cursed.
The lords in black demand.
Willing to get silly goofy. Eheheh. Ohohoho.
Someone compared me to Angela Giarratana today and I don’t think I’ve ever felt more pure joy
When they say the word “play” in the Wiggly jingle it’s actually interchangeable with the word “pray,” since they don’t pronounce l’s or r’s.
Come and pway :3
I meant this only as a warmup sketch but I got way to invested in finishing it lol
Tfw you and your sister are experiencing the horrors all while being basically haunted by beings from another dimension
(Im maybe super invested in the hatchetfield shows rn can you tell?)
I just want to say:
If Curt Mega was president we’d be doomed. Because he’d sit in the Oval Office going, “It’s the end of the world as we know it.”
Robert fucking kills me:
“This hat was gifted to me by a brave warrior. *Lex laughs* Don’t you fucking laugh.”
BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TOMORROW
BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TOMORROW
BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TOMORROW
BLACK FRIDAY OPENS TOMORROW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My cousin introduced me to *the guy who didn't like musicals*, *Black Friday*, and *nerdy prudes must die*
And I have been singing a lot...
lf only my Death resembled him, I'd go gentle into that good night.
Not your ordinary Black Friday sale.
I don’t know how the timelines line up so maybe Tom wasn’t back yet but it’s funnier if he was
laitetaas tännekin..
Black Weekend -kamppiksena 24.-27.11. ilmainen toimitus tarrapaketeille Manner-Suomeen
10 kpl. 18€ | 25 kpl. 30€ | n. 100 kpl. 75€
Jos saadaan varasto myytyä tyhjäksi, arvotaan lisäksi kaksi kymmenen kappaleen pakettia seuraavasta erästä tilaajien kesken. (Jokainen käytetty 5€ oikeuttaa yhteen arpaan, esim. 18€=3 arpaa, 30€=6 arpaa jne. Voit kuitenkin voittaa vain toisen palkinnon.)
Heitä viestillä!
I miss her when is she coming back
Imagine hating Black Friday. Imagine hearing:
“Remember us in high school? The quarterback and the cheer captain. We were insatiable. When you shipped out, I thought I'd wait for you, then I met Stanley. At first he was so cool, he bought us booze and cigarettes. He had a car and his own apartment. We were kinda going together for about five months when I'm at the lake with some my friends. I'm flirting with some guy, you know, a little buzzed. Then Stanley's car comes driving onto the beach and he grabs this poor boy and just beats the shit out of him. Then he tells me to get in. After that, I didn't go to anymore parties. Stanley was a bad, bad man. People think he left me for some woman in Clivesdale. But that's not the truth. Last year, when your wife passed, I was thinking of going to the funeral. Stanley said he'd rather see me dead than hanging around Tom Houston again. Something about that woke something up inside of me. Because when we went our separate ways, it was fine because it was us, but who was he to keep us apart? So that night, I fought back. He chased me out of the house and into the woods. He was the one who brought the knife. It's funny, Stanley's the one that made me go to nursing school. That's why I knew where his femoral artery was. Not sure if I hit it, but I left him out there. Maybe he crawled somewhere for help, maybe he died in those woods. You say you killed your family? I hope I killed mine. So, Tom, you've got to forgive yourself. 'Cause if you don't, how's anyone ever gonna forgive me?”
And then just…moving on with your day. COULDN’T BE ME.
This could be Lex and Ethan playing a board game with Hannah after making it to California if you aren't too cowardly to see it. Because Ethan WOULD look at Lex like that
Ok if the TGWDLM revival goes well, then that means maybe we could get a Black Friday revival as well! Who should play Ethan you ask? Damien Haas! Why? Because I love his and Angela's dynamic, guy who looks kinda edgy but is actually sweet is literally Damien, he'd give the role more depth than R*bert did, DAMANGELA DUET, and also I lowkey feel like his voice would fit CaliforM.I.A better than R*bert's ever did anyway 🫣 like Damien's voice is made for that kinda rock song that is CaliforM.I.A
This also just feels like the natural progression of Ethan. Hear me out! Like we got normal one dimensional Ethan
Italian Ethan with an earring (who is also a more well rounded character) (Joey!Ethan my beloved!!)
It makes sense that the next step in this Pokemon evolution of Ethan is buff Italian Ethan with earrings and tattoos
This will never happen anyway, but let a girl dream 😭
LEXTHAN BUT THEY PAINT EACH OTHER'S NAILS BLACK ‼️‼️
Ok if the TGWDLM revival goes well, then that means maybe we could get a Black Friday revival as well! Who should play Ethan you ask? Damien Haas! Why? Because I love his and Angela's dynamic, guy who looks kinda edgy but is actually sweet is literally Damien, he'd give the role more depth than R*bert did, DAMANGELA DUET, and also I lowkey feel like his voice would fit CaliforM.I.A better than R*bert's ever did anyway 🫣 like Damien's voice is made for that kinda rock song that is CaliforM.I.A
This also just feels like the natural progression of Ethan. Hear me out! Like we got normal one dimensional Ethan
Italian Ethan with an earring (who is also a more well rounded character) (Joey!Ethan my beloved!!)
It makes sense that the next step in this Pokemon evolution of Ethan is buff Italian Ethan with earrings and tattoos
This will never happen anyway, but let a girl dream 😭
Ok if the TGWDLM revival goes well, then that means maybe we could get a Black Friday revival as well! Who should play Ethan you ask? Damien Haas! Why? Because I love his and Angela's dynamic, guy who looks kinda edgy but is actually sweet is literally Damien, he'd give the role more depth than R*bert did, DAMANGELA DUET, and also I lowkey feel like his voice would fit CaliforM.I.A better than R*bert's ever did anyway 🫣 like Damien's voice is made for that kinda rock song that is CaliforM.I.A
This also just feels like the natural progression of Ethan. Hear me out! Like we got normal one dimensional Ethan
Italian Ethan with an earring (who is also a more well rounded character) (Joey!Ethan my beloved!!)
It makes sense that the next step in this Pokemon evolution of Ethan is buff Italian Ethan with earrings and tattoos
This will never happen anyway, but let a girl dream 😭
Listen I knew that the Jafar beard was bad, but Jesus I forgot just how awful the Sherman Young wig was 😭
And yeah the wigs might not be perfect, and the shows aren't perfect, but that's what makes them Starkid shows imo. Hot take maybe, but sometimes I'm lowkey afraid of Starkid getting TOO perfect that they lose some of their charm. Because part of their charm and what makes them so good is in their imperfections and their mistakes. And they're getting better and more polished and "perfect" with each show they do. Tbf I don't actually think they're losing their charm all this was just to say that seeing the wig lace is not that big of a deal basically lmao.
Like you said: Enjoy the ridiculously good performances they put online for free!
(I know this discourse is like a week old at this point but I'm making this post anyway 😤) Seeing people complain about the wigs in Cinderella's Castle was insane like y'all wouldn't have survived og Starkid fr. I mean in AVPM, Dumbledore's beard wasn't even on his face and you're complaining about seeing some of the wig lace on one of Bryce's like 5 wigs??? We used to have this
and you're complaining about this??
Please guys it's a stage show! With costume changes and wig changes! The wigs need to be easy to put on and off, and I honestly don't know what else they could've done to make it look better. They couldn't exactly cut the lace super short and glue the wigs on her head or anything because again, she has multiple wig changes throughout the show.
Anyway, I loved Cinderella's Castle and the costumes and wigs were some of the best Starkid has ever had
So, in the Tickle-me-wiggly jingle they sing "he's with you through thick and blue" which might refer to being underwater or something, but in the hatchedfield series, what else is thick and blue. That's right, the blue shit.
What does it mean???
Am I the only one who thinks that "adore me" sounds like that part from "the guy who didn't like musicals" where they say
What it means to love, what it means to obey Paul.
Cause I can't get it out of my head.
Has anyone already theorized that there's link between wiggly's whole asthetic being green and Ethan's last name being Green or am I just thinking way too much about this???
hatchetfield relationship web
blue: tgwdlm green: black friday red: npmd purple: nightmare time
Completed hatchetfield web
Unfinished hatchetfield relationship web
I haven't gotten through all of the nightmare time eps so all the characters and relationships aren't mapped out yet. This is across all of the hatchetfield timelines