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...oh, might've got the wrong end of the stick then .. if it's ' WOULD I ...
... FUCK HER?
🥴 well, yes
😞 won't hold my breath with my track record
😮💨 why d... 😫 aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
... but sadly it's NOT often I'm QUICK ENOUGH to slide MY PANTIES aside AND still NEED TO HAVE a WANK ...
Yes... nn...nnn...🥵... NN NNN NNNN 😬🙏 can I watch? I won't bother you.. I'll stand in the corner, and if you want I'll even leave you alone when I've finished masturbatinnnnNN♠️🍆🥵😵💫NGH💧🤏
Which will be before you even reach the bed..😮💨😞
Before even getting upstairs probably..
Won't even bother getting out of MY BED to meet you... The thought's enough for me whennnNNN..
" Right, I'm off out with the girls now so don't wait up... what? Of COURSE I'M WEARING PANTIES!! LOOK IF YOU DON'T BEL...ieve me 😬 . Err, that's your fault for err.. "
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🍁 tribute even if you already have today, I deserve it all
“I don't believe in God, but I believe that you're my saviour” might be one of the most devastating lyrics of a song if you understand it, that I relate to. LIKE I COULD GO ON ABOUT THIS FOR DAYS.