Wouldn't Be The First Time - Blog Posts

So, I, uh, found these in the road in front of my house.

Just a bunch of unfired bullets just in the road.

I'm so confused right now

I don't know about ' FREE ' ...🫤

🤔💭 hmmm .... what price could you possibly put on something like THAT!!? 😏...💭 mind you, 🥵

🥴 * sigh * 🙄 WHATEVER PRICE THEY WANT!!! 😉

..or have I got the wrong end of the stick on this one

😉

??

FUCK HER? NO CHANCE!!

...oh, might've got the wrong end of the stick then .. if it's ' WOULD I ...

... LIKE TO ...

... FUCK HER?

🥴 well, yes

😞 won't hold my breath with my track record

😮‍💨 why d... 😫 aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAA🤯AAAAAAAA

IT'S 😭😭 NOT 😭😭 FAIR

I OFTEN TRY THAT BEFORE... 🥴 ...

... but sadly it's NOT often I'm QUICK ENOUGH to slide MY PANTIES aside AND still NEED TO HAVE a WANK ...

Try this before jerking off

Yes... nn...nnn...🥵... NN NNN NNNN 😬🙏 can I watch? I won't bother you.. I'll stand in the corner, and if you want I'll even leave you alone when I've finished masturbatinnnnNN♠️🍆🥵😵‍💫NGH💧🤏

Which will be before you even reach the bed..😮‍💨😞

Before even getting upstairs probably..

Won't even bother getting out of MY BED to meet you... The thought's enough for me whennnNNN..

...💭♠️🍆NNNNNNGHH 🤤

Reblog and show some love if you think my friend should get blacked

🤔💭 hmmm 1 🥵, 2🥵, 3🥵, 4🥵, or (🥴), 5🥵 ?

Pick one for what though? Laugh at me? (🥴) Kick me in my... (🍒🤏😱)? Be my key holder? (😏...)

Anyway, I think I'll pick n....nn..NN(🥴)NNN NNNN NNNNNNNGHHHH (💧🤏) ..... 🤤

Do you have a favorite?

" I just went to change your sheets, seeing how I've been on you all weekend about the smell and you've not done anything about it SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I SHOULDN'T BE IN THERE ‼️👿 Now, I'll ask you a question once and ONCE ONLY!! So think carefully before digging yourself deeper in shit!! Then I'll show you what I'm holding behind my back. Ok? "

😬💭 shit I KNOW she can't have found any drugs, I just had the last line 😏 strong stuff too. Fuck me it doesn't half make you randy 🥵 DEPRAVED as well. I WISH SHE'D FUCK OFF OUT THE BATHROOM, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO IN THE SHOWER FOR A GOOD WA... 😜👅 LOOK AT HER TI...😱🫣 DON'T START THINKING LIKE THAT WHEN SHE'S WITH YOU FFS🤬 GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. DAMN I THINK SHE'S BEEN SAYING SOMETHING TO ME.. " err sorry I can't hear very well at the moment, lots of earwax according to the school nurse 😬🙄 "

" I said, HAVE YOU BEEN ...

IN MUMMY'S BEDROOM? "

" .... no 🤥 .... why ? "

" THEN WHY WERE MY PANTIES UNDER THOSE DISGUSTING SHEETS? AND WHY ARE THEY ALL STUCK TOGETHER WITH SOMETHING?? "

😶........😒........😞........😏💭 look at the way they wobble about when she's shouting 🥵 NN 💦 GH!! 🤤....😬🫣

" 3 ..... 2 ...... 1 coming! Ready or not. !!?? I thought you were going to hide somewhere? "

😶 " .... OH ..... yeah 😬 I just....err sorry. Can you start again 😁 I'm ready. You'll never find me "

👿 " 10 ..... 9 ..... "

🥵😱 nnnnn NN NNN NNNN

" if you don't keep quiet I'll easily find you 🙄 "

💦

🥵🫨💪.... NN ... G .. ! 😳 😱

" CAUGHT YOU. SHOULD'VE LOCKED THE DOOR. BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D BE HOME THIS EARLY DID YOU ? NOT ALONE EITHER... 😈 "

... NNGH 💦

38 💭 hmmm certainly higher than I expected ..... 😏 💭 (🍆🛐) certainly lower if I hadn't done THAT 😏 💭 (💦🤤) certainly higher seeing I've got THAT 😏 💭 (🤔?? ) certainly higher than I thought THAT 🤤 💭 (HMM) certainly harder than I expected .....

💪 87 💅💄💋🧑‍🦰👙👗/🩱👠/👡👛🪭👒🤳❤️‍🔥💯🔜🚾🚹🍆🛐🆓🆙🍑🔚🔙🔛🔝🍆💦👅🆗

I'm on my way gurls!

🥵😬

🥵😬💭..' I'll pretend my laces are undone. It's a bit obvious if I don't have a reason for kneeling behi.. '

" I know what you're doing... AND IT'S NOT TYING YOUR LACES ‼️👿🤬 "

😖(DOH)

👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 ‼️ 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐

" I'm home darling. Who was that driving off just as I pulled u...😳...OH " ....(😏💭 hmmm it's been a long time since I got home to a greeting like THIS)

" ... GOOD. Good timing IN FACT. Come here, I've got something for you 😁 ... No, you'll need to be kneeling to get it 😈 "

" SEE ‼️I TOLD YOU !! He does anything I SAY !! "

" .... oh .... my .... ANYTHING YOU SAY? "

" ... ANYTHING ANY FEMALE SAYS. Have a go... "

😈💭 hmmm...

I've just been in front of the full length mirror in the bathroom, naked, crouching, bent forward from the waist, left hand on knee and right hand (thumb and two fingers if I'm being honest) holding my...' thing ' that I rub (🥴🍆❌🪱✅😞😮‍💨) THEN ENJOYED A FEW MINUTES REALISING THAT MY OWN FACE INSTANTLY LOOKED THE SAME AS THIS FIT AS FUCK FEMALE WHO'S ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THE TYPE'S OF LOSER LIKE THE ONE LOOKING BACK AT ME IN THE MIRROR... especially these..

THEN... NNN NNNN

... and my mum knocked on the door asking if I was alright in there. ' You're making some weird noises '

... NNNNNGGGGHHH🤤😬

From my old blog

" Right, I'm off out with the girls now so don't wait up... what? Of COURSE I'M WEARING PANTIES!! LOOK IF YOU DON'T BEL...ieve me 😬 . Err, that's your fault for err.. "

😒