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I don't know about ' FREE ' ...🫤

🤔💭 hmmm .... what price could you possibly put on something like THAT!!? 😏...💭 mind you, 🥵

🥴 * sigh * 🙄 WHATEVER PRICE THEY WANT!!! 😉

..or have I got the wrong end of the stick on this one

😉

??

FUCK HER? NO CHANCE!!

...oh, might've got the wrong end of the stick then .. if it's ' WOULD I ...

... LIKE TO ...

... FUCK HER?

🥴 well, yes

😞 won't hold my breath with my track record

😮‍💨 why d... 😫 aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAA🤯AAAAAAAA

IT'S 😭😭 NOT 😭😭 FAIR

Looks like a case of not being careful on whether to make sure no one can walk in on you and catch you in the middle of a very compromising activity that'll be impossible to explain away as anything else but..

🥵🍆⬆️👌😵‍💫NNNN(😱!!)💦NGHHHH...🤤😖😞😭

🙄💭I think I can see some left on the top shelf, but might be a bit too high for me....🙂 " OH, YES I DO ACTUALLY NEED HELP, THAT'S VERY KIND FOR YOU TO OFFER... yes I can't really reach the top... "

.... five minutes later ....

🥵😵‍💫🍑👅👀🐩 " ... How about the next one along? Hmmm not sure, what about the nnnNN(🫢😬GHH💦....🤤....😶😖😞)ext one err, Yes I'm fine, sorry I've just realised I didn't bring my card... bye.. " 😩

Walmart employee

I OFTEN TRY THAT BEFORE... 🥴 ...

... but sadly it's NOT often I'm QUICK ENOUGH to slide MY PANTIES aside AND still NEED TO HAVE a WANK ...

Try this before jerking off

Failed the first thing on my ' GOOD BOY EXAM ' 😬

Wonder what the penalty is for being a ' BAD BOY '?

🫱➡️🍑 ' whack ' × A LOT? 😬

😏...

Good boy checkpoint 😘

⬆️🥵⬆️🥵⬆️🥵⬆️🥵⬆️

.... I'm in too much of a hurry to post this and then get on with the thing I've been desperate for since logging on Tumblr and seeing her innnnNNN 😉😁

⬇️ My tags are the quickest way of expressing my feelings and how I'm going to spend the next few... 🤔💭... seconds? 😞 OR minutes?💪

Go..⏱️😞

🥴 (that's exactly what happened in my fantasy) 🤤

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

💋

Yes... nn...nnn...🥵... NN NNN NNNN 😬🙏 can I watch? I won't bother you.. I'll stand in the corner, and if you want I'll even leave you alone when I've finished masturbatinnnnNN♠️🍆🥵😵‍💫NGH💧🤏

Which will be before you even reach the bed..😮‍💨😞

Before even getting upstairs probably..

Won't even bother getting out of MY BED to meet you... The thought's enough for me whennnNNN..

...💭♠️🍆NNNNNNGHH 🤤

Reblog and show some love if you think my friend should get blacked

😬

Oh my days.....

Perfect is a VERY SUBJECTIVE WORD, entirely an OPINION ONLY when used by someone to describe appearances. ESPECIALLY (‼️) when used for how another person's appearance should be thought of. I know it's impossible for some people to understand why others are so turned on about looks that don't do it for them... BUT.... COME ON...

🥵NOT PERFECT ?????????

🙏🍑🙏😵‍💫nngh🍑🙏🫨🙏

...💧🤏🤤

😉

Not perfect but 100% natural

🥵... (F🌡️🤬KING BITCH) NNNNNNGHHHH 💧🤏

😞

🥴... female besties. Who'd have known I'd have so many. Who'd have thought I'd have so many regrets

But I cope.... 😁💪😉

🤔💭 hmmm 1 🥵, 2🥵, 3🥵, 4🥵, or (🥴), 5🥵 ?

Pick one for what though? Laugh at me? (🥴) Kick me in my... (🍒🤏😱)? Be my key holder? (😏...)

Anyway, I think I'll pick n....nn..NN(🥴)NNN NNNN NNNNNNNGHHHH (💧🤏) ..... 🤤

Do you have a favorite?

🥵(HER)🍑⬅️👅🛐(MY POSITION)🙏

💦Wanna dirty Fun? 💦

👉Click Here👈

" 3 ..... 2 ...... 1 coming! Ready or not. !!?? I thought you were going to hide somewhere? "

😶 " .... OH ..... yeah 😬 I just....err sorry. Can you start again 😁 I'm ready. You'll never find me "

👿 " 10 ..... 9 ..... "

🥵😱 nnnnn NN NNN NNNN

" if you don't keep quiet I'll easily find you 🙄 "

💦

Yes, I agree. That's the order I think they'd kick me in my balls. Only because the left skanky little shit is already facing the right way, but once they've took a kick each and are BOTH facing the right way ... well 😱 it could easily be left and right TOGETHER

😏... nn ...

NN 💦 GHhhhh

... haaaa 🫠 ... 😶 ... nn ... NN 😳 💧 GH (💪) ... 🤤

38 💭 hmmm certainly higher than I expected ..... 😏 💭 (🍆🛐) certainly lower if I hadn't done THAT 😏 💭 (💦🤤) certainly higher seeing I've got THAT 😏 💭 (🤔?? ) certainly higher than I thought THAT 🤤 💭 (HMM) certainly harder than I expected .....

💪 87 💅💄💋🧑‍🦰👙👗/🩱👠/👡👛🪭👒🤳❤️‍🔥💯🔜🚾🚹🍆🛐🆓🆙🍑🔚🔙🔛🔝🍆💦👅🆗

I'm on my way gurls!

...been there...

(😒 💭 sigh)

...back there...

🥴... I'll have to do something about this little bulge I've NOW got in my pants... 😏💭 Which picture of her ( fully clothed ... teasing glimpse of her cleavage in the one I use most ) shall I get up on my phone to look at this time 🤳 ?

I'm pathetic... I know... 😉😁

Nnnnnggghhhh 💦🤤

🥵😬

🥵😬💭..' I'll pretend my laces are undone. It's a bit obvious if I don't have a reason for kneeling behi.. '

" I know what you're doing... AND IT'S NOT TYING YOUR LACES ‼️👿🤬 "

😖(DOH)

👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 ‼️ 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐 🛐

Your female bestie, housemate ( and unrequited love AND hopefully secret crush ) has a problem with the stairs EVERY time she gets home as it's getting daylight, and EVERY time she shouts out until you've been woken up, struggled to get her uncooperative body upstairs and dumped on her bed, and never any word of thanks. Whilst you've been in YOUR bed all night thinking about her..😞😮‍💨 🥴 But, 🥵😳🥵😳🥵 you don't complain 😁

Yeah. TOO right. Both hands on those cheeks while I'm licking his seed out her 😍🤤

🧐..😒 OH. I'd not quite read that right as I rushed to post my agreement to every single detail. Both of us would at least agree on where the hands should be. First half ✅ after that my head is going to be a lot lower from then on. Lot more restricted vision as well, but it doesn't matter... between us she'll get a full service and valet... God... just look at her a..🥵

Both hands gripping on those cheeks while I'm pumping my seed in her 😍🤤

" SEE ‼️I TOLD YOU !! He does anything I SAY !! "

" .... oh .... my .... ANYTHING YOU SAY? "

" ... ANYTHING ANY FEMALE SAYS. Have a go... "

😈💭 hmmm...

" Right, I'm off out with the girls now so don't wait up... what? Of COURSE I'M WEARING PANTIES!! LOOK IF YOU DON'T BEL...ieve me 😬 . Err, that's your fault for err.. "

😒

" SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING THEN... NO? IT'S OK IF YOU WERE. I'M LISTENING.. I'M SURE I WON'T MIND.. HMM? "

....😬....😞....🤐....

BOTH of you know what your limitations are ......

BOTH of you know what your experienced in .....

BOTH of you know what your tongue's duty is ..

BUT ... only SHE knows WHOSE 💦 it is ..............

🥴👅🛐🤤

ON YOUR KNEES. NOW WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? THINK VERY CAREFULLY !!!

..... sorry

WHAT ?

MISTRESS I'M SORRY MY MISTRESS

.....( She's got that look of danger you have to obey )