Asthma - Blog Posts

Asthmatic: I can’t breathe.

Doctor: We have medicine!

Asthmatic: Okay great, give it-

Doctor: You just have to hold your breath!

Asthmatic: But I can’t breathe-

Doctor: Hold your breath!

Asthmatic:

Doctor:

Asthmatic:

Doctor:

Asthmatic: *dies*

So many people wouldn’t have asthma in the first place if it wasn’t for these corporations…Shifting blame from actual culprits to people with asthma (and people who can’t help but use plastic straws at that) is peak capitalism.

got the goofiest ahh pipes today🥺

can't use em tho rip

Hello sorry for an ask. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging

Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.

Hello! No need to apologize. I can't donate to you sadly, and I am sorry, so I will share instead. I hope you reach your goal ❤❤

Have you ever been like, high or drunk before? You seem like you would have some funny stories or something.

Well I’ve got asthma, so I’ve never been high. I have been drunk once, and I went through a surgery and was on pain meds for a long while, but it turns out that I really don’t like the feeling of being intoxicated?? Like everyone talks so positively about it, but it just feels awful to me? My brain just despises not having clarity I guess? Thank whatever that I have a high pain tolerance cus I got off those surgery opioids as quick as possible-

Though when I was drunk that one time I hopped onto a minecraft server with a friend of mine and just started talking about “who let the dogs out” or something and teleported a bunch of wolves to the nether I think? I don’t remember the details very clearly.

also most alcohol tastes horrid and im chaotic enough without it, so ig im just the designated driver forever