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It Backfired

Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?

Timmy: Timmy.

Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!

Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.

Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.

Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.

Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-

Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*

Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.

My favourites - South Park

I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!

Favourite kids:

5. Kenny

4. Stan

3. Craig

2. Jimmy

1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)

Favourite Adult:

Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)

Favourite Sibling:

Shelly

Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)

The Jeffersons

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Tweek vs. Craig

A History Channel Thanksgiving

Asspen

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Helen Keller! The Musical

Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)

Timmy 2000

Fourth Grade

Good Times With Weapons

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

Krazy Kripples

It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)

Favourite Songs:

5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)

4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)

3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)

2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)

1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)

Favourite Game:

The Fractured But Whole

Bonus~

Favourite Ships:

Stanman (Stan x Cartman)

Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)

Creek (Craig x Tweek)

Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)

Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)

Pete x Michael

Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!

I never would of that I'd make... cartman angst?? But here I am, Cartman is a W character btw y'all but he's not angst material. Anyways R.I.P Chef 🙏🏽

What do y'all think cartman's favorite yaoi is?

good luck, jew!

It's fine, it's kewl

not over dramatic... ✨I DO WHAT I WANT✨

Art by me, originally posted on reddit

south park au design notes + headcanons hehe

Transfem Kyle hcs pt2 bc I need to talk man

I said in my previous post that she came out to Kenny first but I didn’t really elaborate on it dbbd

I think it was either during or after the sot saga

She was probably asking Kenny about how it felt being/playing a girl and the conversation evolved to her just saying smth like “doesn’t everyone want to be a girl sometimes?”

I don’t personally hold the genderfluid Kenny hc but it would fit here as well lol

She came out to Stan next then Ike, her parents and Stan probably just let it slip to cartman on accident

Maybe she went to talk with Wendy or smth but I can’t see it

The others probably found out when they started playing tfbw and cartman refused to let Kyle play

Stan maybe tried to be like “just let her play” and cartman was like “she’s a girl, I’m not letting her play”

They didn’t let Wendy play so I don’t see much of a difference here

Kyle just got tired of the in fighting and decided to not play, that’s probably when she started to hand out with the girls

Wendy definitely offered her a position as callgirls partner or smth

She didn’t want to tho bc she didn’t want to deal with cartmans shit lol

Im not a big style shipper (cough kyvid/k2 cough) but I do think cartman would up the dating jokes especially when Stan and Wendy are broken up

She plays volleyball bc I don’t see a universe where she’s a cheerleader

Also thank you for the support on these I genuinely didn’t expect any attention bdbd

If you have any questions about my hcs just ask and I’ll probably answer 🙏

South Park but it’s my very self indulgent au

Transfem Kyle hcs bc im insane about her

I think Ky would would either come out fairly soon or be in denial for a long ass time

I like the idea that she comes out before they start playing heroes, bc like… they can say she can’t play bc she’s a girl and she gets to be gender affirmed but also really mad

Ky never getting to know who Mysterion is bc she didn’t play heroes is funny to me so I just say she gave up eventually

I don’t see her suddenly becoming close with the girls but I do see some of the girls trying to befriend her

I think it would be cute if Bebe and Nicole were her friends tho… they could teach her to actually take care of her hair

I also think the girls tried to convince her to become a cheerleader but she went to the volleyball club instead

Maybe Stan tried to act overprotective over her when she came out but Ky probably shut it down very quickly dbbd

Ky coming out to Kenny on accident first bc she thought she thought everyone wanted to be a girl and told Kenny as much

Cartman rags on her but isn’t really actively transphobic or anything, she calls her by the correct pronouns and name

He probably goes “emm actually” on ppl who get her pronouns wrong to feel morally superior or smth

I think her and Wendy are probably friends, they probably talk about Stan a lot (not style)

I think the saddest thing is that the only one who remembers is fucking Cartman of all people who just doesn't care

Ha thinking about the time when Mysterion was trying to talk to his friends about him dying all the time and how during his emotional blowup he let's out "And it won't go away and nobody will believe me!"

Which kind of implies that Kenny has at one point or another tried to tell his friends or attempted to ask them or anyone if they remembered anything about him dying in front of them to which they either thought he was insane, joking, or he had to brush it off "…oh maybe it was just a really bad dream I had…forget it."

This poor cursed child needs somebody to relate/talk to.

I forgot that Cartman in canon just keeps a scrapbook full of all the ships he's forced together

AWWW🥹🥹🥹

i definitely agree with OP’s headcanon (IN TAGS) omgg. liane strikes me as having led a VERY lonely life and i think having her son was really the first time she didn’t feel so alone

i will never be normal about liane 😭

What else can you do when you have just discovered love?

got the goofiest ahh pipes today🥺

can't use em tho rip

How I feel when wearing glasses

Enjoy pookies

I love these little suckers sm

Day 43 🌸

Drawing south park side characters is so much fun

HERE YOUR DIPBERT REQUEST (I'm so tired and my hand in cramping)

A couple of sketches I made while watching South Park