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All Hand on deck! A pirate themed episode!!
cause its pride month and im nonbinary have some trans dsmp headcanons:
ranboo is afab and masc presenting enby w he/they pronouns (i maybe self projecting here but shh), tommy is a trans man with he/him, tubbo too but he uses he/they, niki is a demigirl and uses she/they, captain puffy is genderfluid and uses any pronouns and dreamxd is gender fluid and uses any pronouns as well!
i wanted to have fun so i made a don't starve au!
Bro I legitimately think one of the coolest things about Puffy and Sam parenting Tommy is that they are both managing to do it without Tommy realizing he’s being parented. Sam sending Tommy on little quests to gather materials and stuff for his hotel so he learns to do the work himself and not just steal or get other people to do the work all without just abandoning Tommy without any guidance like pretty much everyone else has. Puffy loaning Tommy stuff and when he tries to be a dick and take it gently explaining to him why he should give it back and promising to help him get better gear, then following through on her promises. Like they are so slick about it that Tommy’s character doesn’t even realize he’s being parented. And like he’s still a little thief who steals from Ponk and Ranboo and Eret and he probably always will be, but he’s learning to be better slowly but surely and it’s sweet.
/rp
The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.
Eggpire: we're going to kill you
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting
Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you
Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady
Eggpire: well sh*t.
Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*
• Three of the men of Sausage's crew: Kyle Eef, Red D. Doons, & Apo Kuna. Close knit & having each other's back in plenty of cases, these three will be seen frequently throughout the Stories of the Crew.
• Two of the ladies on Sausage's ship, Guqqie & Michela are two of the closest friends you'll see on the crew.
• More of Sausages crew: Ros, Graecie, & Puffy. While Ros and Puffy also are found on Sausage'a main ship, Graecie acts as the head for one of his other ships during the voyage.
• The "Brilliant Prophet," Acho Denholm. In death, stars been gifted powers of premonition & cursed with the helplessness & growing hollowness that comes from being a prophet in the Underworld
• A mysterious shifter and God of sorts & a creature of a shattered spirit, they have taken to the name "Major." He's taken a starkly similar appearence to another in Sausage's life who could have had his heart once upon a time.
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Pt. 1 || Pt. 2 || Pt. 3 [Here] || Pt.4 || Pt. 5
Here is the 3rd batch of characters, there should only be one left after this I swear--
I'm very excited to post the pennings and then starting full images on this AU. Do enjoy your time and as always, asks are welcome.
Also I do love this batch a lot but I am so incredibly happy with how Michela, Ros, & Guqqie turned out, goodness.
Them,,, I do not see canon, I only see a universe where the smp is at peace.
I’m back on my angst bullshit!
This time it’s Phil and Techno!
The Mama Puffy and Duckling!Dream fic is coming I’m just super nervous about writing something when I know it’s no longer just me reading it, but the fic is coming!
I still have the original fic I wrote for this idea, it’s finished, if anyone wants to see it. Be warned, it’s super angsty!
But onto the Anarchy Duo!
Since Philza has wings, the elytra, I imagine he’s a winged shapeshifter. I imagine he can shapeshift his wings from bug-like wings to feathered wings depending on what’s needed. In more summery environments his wings are Eyltron Beetle wings and in wintery environments his wings are feathered. He can also change them at will. Yes this is important.
I was listening to BeetleBug’s Edge of the World a while ago and got inspired and wrote a mini fic. I decided to include it in the Mama Puffy fic with a few changes so it fits better.
I’m imagining Dream attacking Philza because Dream decides the AAC is a threat to his power. Based off the song, Dream tosses Phil off of this ledge/cliff thing before disappearing like the cryptid he is. Phil is laying in the snow, injured, and making a loud keening sound, like an injured bird. Techno hears, comes running, and immediately panics upon seeing him bleeding into the snow.
Gods, imagine Techno, stern, scared of nothing Techno, losing his composure because he doesn’t want to lose Phil. He doesn’t want another person he loves to die. Imagine Phil, barely conscious, trying to comfort Techno, and even though he’s in extreme pain, because he’s a dad.
Later on, Techno attacks Dream on sight but then Puffy jumps in the way, blocking the hit with her shield while Dream runs off. An argument ensues, Puffy standing her ground against Techno, who towers over her. She won’t back down and as things get more intense, Phil limps over, silencing them both. He understands Puffy’s insistence on saving her son despite what anyone thinks, but he also understands how hurt and worried Techno is. He’s a dad after all.
Imagine Phil calming Techno down, urging him to open up a little, it’s not his responsibility to protect Phil even if Techno thinks otherwise. This tiny, bandaged up man, cupping Techno’s face in his hands, calming this mountain of a hybrid as he leans down to Phil’s level.
Puffy and Phil bonding because their both parents of some awfully trouble kids. Puffy swearing to Techno, like kneeling with her sword planted in the ground kinda swearing, that she’ll protect everyone. Gotta love BAMF Puffy.
Kids, come get your juice!
This is a first draft blurb of the story I’m writing based of my recent SMP post and it’s very late where I live so sorry if this is bad. Also this is the first time I’ll be posting my writing publicly anywhere so please don’t kill me.
Puffy quickly drew her sword and wiped around, as if second nature, she shifted into a defensive stance. Her eyes were locked onto the nearby underbrush.
“I know you’re there, come out!”
Slowly the forms of George, Sapnap, and Skeppy exited the dense brush. They were geared up, their armor and weapons clanking quietly, the enchantments making them shimmer. Puffy’s grip on her sword grew tighter, she wasn’t going to let anyone stop her from saving her son
“If you’re here to stop me, you’ve got another thing coming.”
Heads up y’all it’s more Mama Puffy angst.
Puffy pacing around, fighting with the idea of her innocent baby being so vile. She’s adamant that it can’t really be him, that something is forcing him to this, that it might be someone that is pretending to be Dream. Yet everyone else is telling her let it go and in a moment of pure despair and frustration she punches a hole in the wall.
She storms off before anyone can say anything. She finds herself at a small pond, she sits down to try and calm down. Yet as she begins to feel more at ease a mother duck and her ducklings swim by. She loses whatever composure she had left.
During a fight with Dream, Puffy tries something risky. She’s standing in front of Dream, she drops her sword and her shield. “My little duckling, it’s me, it’s mama.” The nickname gets through for a moment, “Mom?”, the relief Puffy feels is replaced by terror when Dream steps back, shaking his head, mumbling something in a voice that not his own in a language unrecognizable. Storm clouds brew fast overhead as the ground under Dream withers. Puffy can see his veins turn black from the rips in his sleeves.
Puffy has barely a moment to react when Dream lets out an inhuman shriek and swings his axe at her head. She dodges out of the way, but the axe blade slices her ear.
And with a crash of lightning, Dream is gone.
Somewhere behind her Technoblade mumbles in disbelief. “Dreamon.”
Y’all remember when everyone called Puffy Dream’s mom? Yeah let me elaborate on that.
Could you imagine Puffy in denial that her little baby, her little duckling, is a monster? Could you imagine her finally coming to terms with it, her taking up a sword against him? Her joining the rebellion to dethrone the son she loves so dearly.
But then the gang discovers Dream has been possessed for a very long time, a Dreamon and its host, now they set out to find out a way to separate them. After finding a way to do so a huge battle ensues and Puffy is the one to separate the Dreamon from Dream.
Imagine her, battered and bruised, stumbling to the center of a huge crater where her little duckling lays. She calls out “Son?” As she gets closer, Dream looks up, mask cracked, “Mom?”. Puffy runs to him, gathering her son in her arms, “I’m here, I’m here.” “You’re okay, you’re okay.”
Is this my desperate need for positive physical affection? Is this my touch-starved state speaking? Maybe. I was just chilling in my room thinking bout Mama Puffy than B O O M angst.
Ponk: I have the most badass line in the entire SMP
Puffy: [laughs in Technoblade]
"If I wasn't nice, you would be gone already" - Ranboo, March 8/2021
Dream, standing on a chair: The floor is hating Tubbo!
Tommy: *Leaps into Wilbur’s arms*
Wilbur: *Climbs onto the file cabinet while carrying Tommy*
Ranboo: *Jumps up on the windowsill*
Niki: *Sits gingerly on the table*
Puffy: *Lounges on a chair with her legs on the table*
Tubbo: *Lies on the floor*
Everyone: Tubbo nO-
DSMP Characters as cc!Ranboo quotes
Sam: “no juice for those who live in solitude”
Tommy: “so like… when is it my turn to be happy?”
Badboyhalo: “if you’re listening to an inspirational speaker your life is probably not good”
Technoblade: “actually i haven’t done anything wrong ever and you can ask my apologists about that” (bonus: “pickaxe power”)
Quackity: “don’t quote me on that because i am right” (bonus: “dont run with scissors except for when you do”)
Dream: “this ones double sided!” (bonus: “all the nuts and the wrenches are just loose in the box”)
George: *spins in a chair doing absolutely nothing for five minutes*
Sapnap: “i feel the overwhelming urge to scream at every single moment”
Tubbo: “is this a detonator? this looks like i could just press the button and– *presses button*”
Fundy: “avoid daddys love!”
Punz: “what i want you to do if you sponsor me is give me free stuff and then require me to never talk about your product again”
Wilbur: “yeah- more more more power poWER POWER”
Philza: “i am going to KILL my own child.” (bonus: “do not pay to adopt me”)
Puffy: “im pretty sure i can just do this. *fails* nope never mind i cannot do that.”
Foolish: “as long as they help us make tastier cakes i really do not mind having my soul taken. [pause] i do mind having my soul taken actually.” (bonus: “how did you die so quickly?”)
Jack: “woah there i bet you didn’t expect me to come from the floor”
Ranboo: “take deep breaths? i am… dying already”
Bonus Alyssa bc idk who she is but she used to be on the server: “i need to stop playing minecraft”
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN dsmp /rp
PUFFY HAS ACCESS ON TWICH GHOSTBUR HAS ACCESS ON TWICH
WHO’S NEXT?!?!?!
what the fuck is going on the server?
while ago is chaos, anyways
Michelle and Michael my Beloved
c!Puffy is a mom now and c!Ranboo is protective over Michael, while Michelle life is really on edge.
Quotes I plan to use in books because I didn’t get them in the Dream SMP. Yes this was inspired by a Minecraft SMP after some gremlin died.
-Shocking isn’t it? One day they’re there. The next they’re gone. But the world keeps turning, because time waits for no one.
-You didn’t start the fire, you made it brighter than before.
-He was the one that kept the fire burning bright. But now it’s raining Jack, the fires burnt out, and now, you have to relight it. (This I thought of during Jack’s stream)
-Suddenly you understand there’s no coming back. That’s when the reality kicks in. You’ve lost.
-There’s no winning this war. You’ve only gained more ground.
-Of course it’s sad, but you need to move on sometimes.
-For an adult, you’re acting like a child.
-You never cared about the people, you cared about the enemy in the way.
-Don’t you see? No one here is black and white. We’re all a little gray inside.
-He wasn’t perfect, he wasn’t evil, he was your friend.
-Maybe he’ll hear you, wherever he is.
-You don’t need to do this for me. Could you do this for him?
-You go, and you go, and you keep going. You finally crashed.
-Tell me, was it worth protecting in the end?
-So what happens next when the hero dies?
Puffy: Dude is just staring at me and eating books is he okay?
Ranboo on the verge of a panic attack because someone randomly showed up: no please leave.
Trying to explain as many Dream Smp members as I can with a reference:
Heart been broke so many times I don’t know what to believe-
“I just woke up what do you want?”
And we’re gonna let it burn burn burn burn we’re gonna let it burn burn burn burn
…
L A N G U A G E !
:P
“Just killed a woman, feelin good.”
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING!
TWITCH PR—
“You should have paid me more.”
*animal crossing noises*
Sometimes I think. Than I eat sand.
“Have some blue calm yourself.”
“I MADE A TRIBUTE TO MINECRAFT!”
“Hello guys, gals, and non-binary pals!”
Be worse.
“MA! THE TORTILLAS ARE COMING THROUGH THE AIRVENTS!”
“Ayeeee!”
“We are popping off, we are popping off.”
“Did someone say anarchy?”
pop pop pop pop pop
You are my dad, YOUR MY DAD! Boogie woogie woogie.
Beep. Beep. Imma sheep I said beep beep imma sheep.
“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair!”
Shark. Pog.
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