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Things that happened in chemistry today:
1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had
Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)
This was rated better than:
1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting
2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting
3. His wedding
4. When he took said baby home for the first time
2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day
3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)
4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit
5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.
Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo
We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls
6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death
7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)
RIP Moledo
He will be missed 😔