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im gonna shove the bunsen burner down my chem professors throat i hate her

OMW TO A CHEM CRASH OUT

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

no spoilers i'm on episode seven

If your favorite number is 8 through 14, you're basic. If your favorite color is any shade of teal, blue, or purple, you're basic. Don't be basic.

Noble gases are clearly aroace I need people to disagree with the current majority even if you don't agree with me

Plz rb if you vote

i hate biochemistry 《•》_《•》 who tf even invented it.. i just wanna have a lil chat...that may or may not end in me murdering someone... they're probably already dead tho right

don’t be homophobic, be homophilic.

#chemistryjokes #i think

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

I am the propane wizard, I study the alkane

Me after a 3hr lecture on a Monday. A CHEMISYRY LECTURE

the gangs all here

Jekyll, tired of already making remarks to Hyde and scolding him:...

Hyde, who owns the body: * is going to pour water into acid*

Jekyll, glaring from the mirror: JUST. FUCKING. TRY.

And we have XKCD about this 😅

I understand why alchemists invented, and modern fiction writers use, systems with a few understandable Elements like Earth / Fire / Air / Water / Light / Dark.

I understand why even most nerds don't bother to study the Elements in real life. There's too many of them, and they don't neatly correspond to meaningful aspects of macro-level existence.

But just once I'd like to read a worked magical system where the author has looked up the properties of the real Elements, has put in all the work to build up a system of plausible-sounding correspondences, and the protagonist is a rare dual-element Tellurium-Iodine wizard.

Scary puppy

The Close-Up Face of a Spider.

My family knows what I want

GOOGLE DOODLES ARE VERY CUTE

Like, look at this!

(Instead of getting ready to go to school I was doing the puzzle haha)

I got this in the questionnaire! ↓

I am hydrogen 😭!

(I love chemistry)

Modern AU

It’s a “what if Kenyan and Sylris were from Earth”.

It’s canon they are very smart and know a lot about chemistry and medicine. Canonically, Kenyan uses this knowledge to make drugs/medicines and Sylris uses his knowledge to shapeshift.

Now in this AU, they got very famous with their discoveries, working together for the improvement of world health. They’re obviously rich, and have anything they want.

Ethan grew up in this great environment, but he feels lonely ‘cause his parents don’t have time for him, so he spends more time at Sam’s house than at his own.

Kenyan still has addiction issues; she works more than she should to don’t worry about her problems. Sylris keeps complaining that she should be an example instead of destroying her life like that, but she doesn’t care at all 💞

I don’t know about Oscar’s categories and medical stuff, but I guess they would find a cure for something rare and important, like something in the brain.

(They’re very gorgeous omg. IOMK)

Naming Aromatics !

Here is a summary for Diels Alder for Ochem:

Chemists really tryna pull a Greenland/Iceland with oxidation and reduction, huh?

It's just Stoichiometry again

aw hell yea i also remembered that an atom with a positive or negative charge is an ion

can someone find the original of this for me???

[Great dad joke! WEAR CLOSED-TOE SHOES IN THE LAB.]

In my biology lab classes:

Look at this cool living stuff! Today we’re dissecting flowers! What do you mean you won’t pipet by mouth? Yeah, wash your hands, don’t spill the microbes.

Would you like to taste this edible fungus? Or this edible plant?

In my chemistry lab classes:

So this is the concentrated acid and this other chemical will give you cancer and this one is highly flammable and might explode….

Always wear safety glasses and gloves and clothes that cover your body (in case you spill something corrosive or toxic) but aren’t too tight (so you can get them off fast in the event of Dangerous Chemical Spill) or too loose (so they won’t drag and catch on fire). NEVER EVER PIPET BY MOUTH OR TASTE ANYTHING OR EVEN SMELL ANYTHING BECAUSE DOING THAT MIGHT KILL YOU. Fires happen in the lab, let’s hope we don’t have any this semester!

i ACTUALLY hate stem why can i not enjoy cute stuff like history 💔

Complimentary Souls

May our bodies be

instruments, and may

our vibrations of intent

be received as song

May its wordless serenade

awaken the infinite within

us, and our galaxies

- down to the atom -

dance and create a chemistry

That only complimentary souls

can.

-Pati3ntWo1f

Truth!