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Do you ever think that if a dog sees a seal sunbathing on the rocky shore he would think, "Holy shit! A mermaid!"?
My fat ass: *looks at the nutrition label*
"If you adjust calories for inflation, I'm actually under eating."
Some may not give a shit (or two).
Others may take a shit.
Me, I often have a shit,
when people sometimes lose their shit.
Why aren't cookies called, Bakies? You don't cook them, you bake them.