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Y’all ever just come up with some crazy shit to make drinking more fun?

Like I’ll have some cranberry juice and pretend it’s red wine and I’m a monarch sitting sluttily on an ornately hand carved dark oak throne drinking to sooth my worries and pondering how to get my kingdom out of debt.

I’m holding my warm mug of fresh tea with honey. In my mind I’m an ancient witch sitting inside my greenhouse, watching two frogs hop merrily together outside. I think fondly on the times when I took evening sunlit strolls with a blonde-haired maiden who stole my heart.

I’m drinking a glass of orange juice. After a 16 year journey through space I finally reached the once thought desolate planet, and found it teeming with life. But I knew the nature of mankind, to destroy. I write a false log claiming the planet exponentially uninhabitable, and am taking the knowledge to my grave. I slowly sip on the toxic neon orange poison I found deep in a cavern, waiting patiently for it to consume me. Thoughts of the life, the family I left behind for the advancement of humanity. But now I throw myself in between humanity and a possible golden age, because I know what happens after the golden age.

I drink milk and I’m a c a t and I ✨lick✨

AND YET AGAIN IT IS PROVEN THAT I NEED SUBTITLES BECAUSE I SAW THE LABYRINTH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEATERS AND UNTIL THE CREDITS ROLLED I THOUGHT DAVID BOWIES CHARACTERS NAME WAS JARED

I HAVE AN AUDITORY PROCESSING DISORDER BUT I THINK THIS ONE IS TO BLAME ON ME BEING A DUMB BITCH-

Im so serious im not even joking-

Having ADHD is constantly checking the time so it doesn’t get naughty and pass 15 minutes while you tie your shoes

OKAY but about Sally playing Logical in the first episode (I have so many thoughts about the choice of THAT song but thats another post).

This sets the show in NEXT summer, that song came out September. So unless the show is set in an alternate universe identical to ours except Olivia Rodrigo released Guts a year early, its in the future.

Afternoon naps are wild man just had a dream that “show us your thighs” became a normal way to ask someone the prove they’re a good writer.

I put on green and gold makeup just to cry it off

Me in 5 weeks when im surprised marvel queerbaited me: