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Okay but I really wanna bite you
No 💖
If I were to bite you, would you taste raspy, burnt, crispy perhaps?
HOW ABOUT NO, NEXT QUESTION
When the crisp makes you crisp,
Like you’ve had too much crisp,
That’s amore.
CRISPY MAN
TAKE ME BY HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
CRISPY MAN
THE VOYAGE
TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE
IS A REAL TRIP
CRISPY MAN
I see you’ve accepted the crisp.. Good.
[Loud sobbing from the other room]
You are the crispiest man
No💖
Ngl you lookin kinda crispy tho
AND?
Your name will now be changed to Crispman Carter. No one likes the name Herman anyways.
WELL EXCUSE YOU! THE NAME HERMAN SUITS ME WELL!
*Smacks your crispy ass* crisp
Sir crispington
YES, THAT’S ME!
What wisdom does the crispy man bring today
EAT ASS AND SKATE FAST!
Crispy man what are you doing crispy man
OH, I’M JUST DOING A TRIAL!... FENG CAN SO FIESTY SOMETIMES, I SURE HOPE I DON’T GET DSFNSDJKA;A2R4[0RE9WQ[-
AhHhHhHHhh
Mhmmhm... good, but not good enough. Could you do it in E-major?
"It's been a while since I've seen you around Herman, how have you been? I'm guessing you've been keeping yourself entertained with your 'experiments'?" Sally approached the doctor in his own realm, having needed a change of scenery from her own.
@crotus-prenn-specter
Herman looked up from the stack of papers on his desk, almost surprised to see Sally. He adjusted his shattered reading glasses his smile almost widening, his words echoing in her head, “[Why... isn’t this a surprise! Sally Smithson... Nice to see you again.]” Herman put the papers to the side, straightening his posture, “[I’ve been..... Decent. Just a lot happening here. If you didn’t notice, my territory has once again been vandalized by the edgy group of Teenagers. What do they call themselves again? Legion?]” he shrugged, chuckling to himself. “[But that’s beside the point. My experiments have been going very well! All sorts of new discoveries! How about you been Mrs. Simithson?]” @crotus-prenn-specter
