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Crispy Saga - Blog Posts
*Arises from the floor still glowing like fucking nuclear waste from Chernobyl and whispers in your ear "crispy," then fucking evaporates into a stain on the fucking floor*
TW: LOUD
If I were to bite you, would you taste raspy, burnt, crispy perhaps?
HOW ABOUT NO, NEXT QUESTION
What would happen if you get by a lightning? Would you become even more crispy or wpuld you just explode?
A NORMAL PERSON GETTING STUCK BY LIGHTING HAS A HUGE CHANSE OF GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST. AND WOULD CAUSE DIRECR INJURIES INTO THE BRAIN AND NERVOUS SYSTEM! HOW FUN!
BUT ME? I DONT COUNT MYSELF AS NORMAL... ANYMORE. AFTER BEING PUNSIHED BY THE ENTITY, I’VE BEEN GIVEN THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY, BEING ABLE TO RUIN PEOPLES VERY CONSCIOUSNESS WITH IT! AND AS YOU CAN TELL FROM MY BODY I HAVE WIRES GOING IN AND OUT OF ME! AND OF COURSE I HAVE TO GET THIS ELECTRICITY FROM SOMEWHERE. WELL MY DEAR FRIEND, I GET THAT ELECTRICY FROM A SIMPLE LITTLE GENOTATOR IN MY HEART!
I MAY BE RAMBLING A WHOLE BUNCH BUT I’LL TRY AND SUM THIS UP AS SIMPLY AS I POSSIBLY CAN!
SINCE WHEN PEOPPE GET STRUCK BY LIGHTING THEY HAVE A CHANCE OF BEING INTO CARDIAC ARREST; AND MY ELECTRICY COMES FROM MY HEART... I WOULD MOST LIKELY OVER CHARGE AND DIE!
but death isn’t an escape in this waking nightmare.
BUT WHO KNOWS, I MIGHT BECOME EVEN MORE.... “CRISPY”.
When the crisp makes you crisp,
Like you’ve had too much crisp,
That’s amore.
CRISPY MAN
TAKE ME BY HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
CRISPY MAN
THE VOYAGE
TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE
IS A REAL TRIP
CRISPY MAN
You are the crispiest man
No💖
Ngl you lookin kinda crispy tho
AND?
Your name will now be changed to Crispman Carter. No one likes the name Herman anyways.
WELL EXCUSE YOU! THE NAME HERMAN SUITS ME WELL!
*Smacks your crispy ass* crisp
Crispy man what are you doing crispy man
OH, I’M JUST DOING A TRIAL!... FENG CAN SO FIESTY SOMETIMES, I SURE HOPE I DON’T GET DSFNSDJKA;A2R4[0RE9WQ[-
Oh crispiest of crisps, what is your crispy wisdom?
Mmmm crispy man mmm
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE WITH THE TERM “CRISPY”!?
I prefer the term “Well Done”.
