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"all bark no bite" biatch I bite and I bite hard!
hey y’all don’t forget to migrate your mojang account if you haven’t cause if you don’t Microsoft is gonna revoke ownership of your Minecraft copy for literally no fucking reason except to try to trap you into buying it again!
CUTOFF IS IN THREE DAYS (9/19/23).
Even if you don’t play anymore, don’t let these fools rob you.
I need a cooking show with these three as the judges. Please.
I'm just interested in this. Pls reblog for a bigger voting block.
hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down
Amaury Guichon
The vanilla laminated brioche. Tasty Crunchy layers of brioche laminated with French butter, with a heart of vanilla pastry cream and soft vanilla caramel, the whole Danish is toped with a sprinkle of vanilla caramel powder
November 1 2022
To all restaurants: you need an online presence OTHER THAN Facebook. Like, something people can access without any account or login at all.
Also, that online presence should just show your menu. Not a PDF download, simply your menu, directly, no need to start an online ordering process.
I remain amazed how many ways, in 2022, places can fuck this up.
The problem with putting s’mores as a technical challenge is that baking your own s’more from scratch defeats the purpose of s’mores which is of course to spend ten minutes trying to get a crappy store bought marshmallow the perfect golden brown color before going “fuck it” and letting it catch fire then frantically putting it on a graham cracker with hershey’s chocolate before it falls off of the stick you found on the ground
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
this dude makes tiktoks of him reloading household objects like they’re fps weapons and they’re so fucking satisfying
My unsuspecting followers:
Me, about to go on a serious reblogging spree:
“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt
You will never be a mad scientist like the motherfuckers at r/macarons
my friend: yeah she said he was an ick
me: well you know what they say about ick!
me: just add D!
my friend: …what the fuck
(and of course the friend is @xx-the-cringest-ever-xx)
Hello, my little spades, I'm so fucking tired and bored right now... anyways, school-ish face reveal:
No, you're not hallucinating, you're not dreaming; this is my face in real life. It was supposed to happen when I got 100 followers in tumblr, but I was tired/bored of waiting, so here I am! (I'll try to post things again and not leaving the account to rot, so please be patient)
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Holy shit, they look beautiful as humans. also, why does luna look so pretty? No wonder why people love this girl so much, her drawings are beautifully colored and done •w•
(Celestia is beautiful too, don't get me wrong, but I always liked Luna more than Celestia. This is the great exception; pretty pony royal girls <3)
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celestia and luna gijinka
I love them so much, they're the best duo from hazbin hotel in my opinion :3
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Guess who gotta have an eye operation bc of squint and doesn't fucking know what to draw before it? Exactly, me‼️
The doctors are gonna cut my eye's muscles to make them shorten and sew it, and if I don't do, my affected eye it's gonna get blind. (Istg that I wanna kms right now...)
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