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ok nvm what they did was way funnier
please tell me this is the reunion. i dont want anything but for this to be the first interaction they've had since breaking up
they could have made Mary Read and Anne Bonny the sweet,mature wives offering guidance in Ed and Stedes trying times but no they made them dysfunctional, kinky, crazy bad examples of a healthy relationship and i think thats very slay of them
every time theres a development in the our flag means death production the porn bots that follow me quiver in fear
since the trailer confirmed Lucius is alive my theory that he was kept buoyant by his wooden finger grows ever stronger
the devil works fast but sad gays work faster
friendship arc,mentorship or a secret third thing
-Stede Bonnet 1717
£400???
the nose jar claimed another victim
please tell me this is the reunion. i dont want anything but for this to be the first interaction they've had since breaking up
"shipmates! :)"
"former"
danm the shade
i am in love
im glad the beard is coming back but babes please you forget the mental stability
You make Stede happy. / I'll never leave you. I'll never leave again.
‘the izzy antis must hate s2 lol lmao’ must we?? i got to see him get stabbed by stede and shot by ed mate i’m absolutely golden
HOLY SHIT ☠
they used betta fish as reference for merman stede's tail in ed's dream and i made the terrible decision of looking up the symbolism of this fish now i don't know what to do with what i discovered (i'll probably kms or something like that)
Doesn't it drive you crazy how fast and night changes
Head cannon what if ed and stede gets trapped in a light house and are forced to talk to each other
I feel like this would work with stede and ed
Cas: *trying to flirt* you have lips
Dean:
Cas: I have lips
Dean:
Cas: …interesting
When Ed says "no more booze, no more drugs, and most importantly no more stede." that is a different clip of him saying stede like it's edited together!!!! 💀💀💀
Motherfuckers were serious when they said they could do Kate Bush make this so so heartwrenching.
Also making Stede a fucking mermaid was a power move because now is all i want from life
please tell me im not the first person to make the comparison
When I saw him so broken, I didn't know if I should be mad at Stede or Ed at this point but what the fuck goes on
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME! As a flamboyant dude, I feel like people like me are so often made the butt of the joke. Its so nice to see a show where that's not the case. I said this about good omens, and the same goes for ofmd. These shows make me feel like less of a freak and it means so much to me.
When Izzy first walked out I was worried that he would be made into a joke that the crew would laugh at
but then he started singing and the dancing began and I realized that he wasn’t meant to be a joke at all. This is the most open and happy we’ve ever seen Izzy and the show treated it that way. Not mocking him but instead celebrating this moment.
When we talk about queer representation it’s usually just focused on queer relationships, but what I love about this episode is it shows other sides of being queer. That moment where Izzy saw Wee John doing his makeup and had a realization that he wanted that too? That is what being queer means to me. The crew singing along and cheering for him? That is what being apart of the queer community means to me.
What i love about this show is that it shows queer joy, not in a sanitized way, but in away that is messy, beautiful, and without any mockery or shame.
Draw Izzy Hands :3
✨💅sChMoL💅✨
Before you say anything like “ohhh stede should have been Ed or Lucius” yes that occurred to me, but Stede is the king of passive aggression plus I really wanted to draw him in his cursed red suit 🫶
His full name is Israel which is cool as hell
Historically he’s like 16 🤔
He has grey hair
He lives in the walls
He’s fallen over multiple times
He can use a sword
He hates unicorns
He is a unicorn
He’s homophobic
He’s gay
He’s swallowed at least 2 of his own toes
“Foot” 😑
He’s probably an alcoholic
He wears one glove
While drunk and missing one limb he managed to rip the legs off a decorative horse on the front of the ship (HOW??)
“I suppose they look like sausages”
He can sing
He can sing in French as well
The little X on his cheek
He wears makeup
He says FOCK
He’s indestructible (almost whoops)
What kind of last name is Hands
He’s played by Con O’Neil (do I need to elaborate?)
Short 🤏
His VOICE is PERFECTION
He has a horse leg
✨“ooohh… oohh… daddy…”✨
He got hit in the face with a sandwich
He doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
He knows songs that won’t even be invented for another 300 years
Emo
“👌”
He’s a silly billy
Another one before season 2 :)
remember in e6 when they were brainstorming fuckery ideas and buttons said “i yearn to make sweet love to the sea” and stede responded with “woah! way too personal!”
anyway who’s excited to see Stede Hypocrite Bonnet overshare about every single romantic and sexual thought he has about his beloved edward in s2
Stede straight up launching himself off the ship to get to Ed