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What do you think it would be like? Fairy reader begged: Would yandere Thranduil join the war of the five armies? Would it help the dwarves?
YANDERE THRANDUIL would he join the war of the five armies?
🪽to be honest he is more interested in you then some battle.
🪽he is happy as long as orc don’t come near his kingdom and you.
🪽but if you asked him too he would consider it for a time.
🪽you see he hates the dwarves and he disliked how your attention was always on them…
🪽so he would with a cost of course you are going to have to use every trick in the book. Such as compliments, acts of service and physical intimacy.
🪽only when he feels fully in control does he agree to fight to defend the dwarves.
🪽he would be very helpful after all when he fights he is only thinking of you and how he must return to you …
Thank you for the question ❤️❤️
Yandere Haldir headcanon.
YANDERE HALDIR X READER
🪽Haldir can speak fluently in common tongue unlike his brothers .
🪽meets you when you are accompanying the fellowship.
🪽was curious about you and didn’t trust you at first since you weren’t elf.
🪽when he sees you staring at the stars one night. He becomes bewitched by your beauty.
🪽starts to try and court you but since human and elve courting is so different you didn’t realise.
🪽will prove himself to you by fighting off orcs.
🪽shows you secret hideouts were he goes to get away from others…
🪽hides you away so you can’t continue the quest with the fellowship.
🪽once you snap and become the perfect spouse for him you get married.
🪽he gets rid of rivals by taking them in hunts when he actually kills them after killing orcs and blame the orcs for their death.
🪽escape as much as you want no one understands you unless you learn elvish.
🪽if you do speak elvish he says your mentally I’ll and he has too take you back home . And everyone thinks he is this kind gentleman even though they don’t know the truth.
🪽children are like super rare so he would love a child but he knows you can’t control wether or not you have a child . Wouldn’t mind adopting.
🪽his brothers tease him about you.
🪽if you died he would kill himself like literally cannot live without you.
🪽possessive and observant yandere he knows your dislikes before you do
Thank you for this request ❤️❤️
Yandere Thranduil and female fairy reader headcanon.
YANDERE THRANDUIL X FEMALE FAIRY READER
🪽 he first met you in them woods he caught glimpse of your beautiful fairy wings . And as the king it his duty to find out what creature had such wings ( at least that what he told himself.)
🪽when he finally spoke to you he felt that you were ethereal.
🪽starts to call you his little butterfly and takes you back with him.
🪽he lets you explore as long as you don’t leave with out him.
🪽he starts to tutor you on how elves live and there past but in return he expects you to tell him all your fairy secrets.
🪽when you said you wanted to leave he agreed however he wanted one more night with you. He gave you lots and LOTS of wine too much for your body to handle.
🪽by then it was too late you woke up naked and a ring on your finger on his bed.
🪽he later explained it all to you and how now you can’t leave because you are a queen.
🪽you sobbed and begged him to divorce you but he declined saying “what about my reputation as king?” …
🪽you can’t leave now and if you do he will tear those pretty little wings off … so it’s best to stay by his side.
🪽he has no rivals .
🪽Legolas felt sadness for you he truest did he try to talk his father out of this madness he really he did . But his father ignored him.
🪽Gifts you jewels of pure starlight for you to parade around wearing.
🪽enjoys showing you off.
🪽one of the bad yanderes to have not the worst but definitely not the best.
🪽I wish good luck to you I really do just stay in line and you both will get on just fine ❤️
Thank you for this request ❤️❤️
Elves yawn like snakes. Pass it on…
Twelve Days of Art!! #5 Elves
Prompt List Below:
Prompt list by me. If anyone decides to use it I would be delighted if you let me know and tag me @storm-ismyusername!!!
Extras!:
First post!! This is an introduction to my art and the stuff I draw! Hope u like it :)
Some epic ass sketches I whipped up last night
He’s a boy with taste.
The elves always seem to blame man for evil and darkness. Always saying they’re weak and gullible. But it’s not the elves who continue to fight even after the walls breached, It’s not elves who charge into scores of orcs, who attack the black gate with no hope that they can win for the slight chance that it will help Frodo and Sam. I’m not saying the elves are not brave or did not help destroy the ring, they did. I’m just saying they have no right to call mortals weak.Â
The elves lost hope and most sailed to Valar, the humans lost hope and charged to war.
Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.
Me: Yeah that was on purpose.
Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?
Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.
Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.
Gandalf folds clothes for Frodo
Frodo undoes it and shoved it in a bag
DM: he just folded it all nice for you!!!
Writing Prompt
Elrond misunderstands a cultural story dear to Lindirs heart and ends up gifting Lindir a chicken.
Lindir accepts the chicken thinking it’s a part of Elronds culture.
Comedy ensues.
Lindir discreetly try’s to get rid of the chicken by saying that the chicken should get to live with other chickens- Elrond buys him a second chicken.
Just finished reading “Tiny Minstrels” on AO3!!! I loved it!!!
Does anyone know other fanfics where elves (or any other race) react to music?
Leave the tittle below if you do- I would love to read them! THANK-YOU IN ADVANCE :)
Writing Prompt
Elronds reaction to the story of Cassandra and Apollo.
Just think of how hard that would hit Elrond.
Bonus points if it’s a child telling him the story. (Don’t know why but I love the whole child telling a profound story to the adult thing).
If anyone uses this please link it in the comments- I would love to read it!!! ❤️
Victorian sensibility
Elrond knew he shouldn’t stare - he shouldn’t be taking advantage of Lindir like this!
Lindir’s new outfit was something else, a perfect blue that hugged his small waist and fell short of covering his ...ankles.
So everyone knows the hobbits grand discriptions of food- but like can you imagine middle earth experiencing food of other cultures?
Not just each races food (though that would be great) but that of our own earths cultures!
Imagine elves using chopsticks (and messing up the first time!) or hobbits eating tacos or or anything really!!!
Just reactions to food they have never experienced before!!!
Writing Prompt
Elves don’t get headaches- but Elrond is half man so...
The elves in Rivendell walking on eggshells whenever Elrond complains that his head hurts.
Lindir babying Elrond whenever he has a bad headache. Cutting his food, organizing his paperwork, making sure everyone keeps quite, playing soothing songs Ect.
Elrond secretly loves it.
Family Discussions
BFF: Elrond is such a dad, does he have children?
Me: oh hoho he has children
BFF: who’s his spouse
Me : oh you won’t see her she already went to Valinor (explains what that is)
BFF: oh so are they divorced or do they like exchange letters?
...
BFF: What about Galadriel does she have kids?
Me: Galadriel is Elronds mother in law
BFF: wait what!!!! How!!?!?!
Family Discussions
BFF: so does Galadriel show up in the Hobbit
Me: wait for it
(A minute after pressing play Galadriel shows up)
BFF: wwhhhhhaaattttt ?!?!??
Family Discussions
I’m finally introducing my BFF to the hobbit - my next posts will be the wierd stuff she says during the movies
You know for posterity
Balin: So this is how the great king Thandruil acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you. Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious. [Balin and Thorin leave]
Thorin: Did you really mean that uncle?
Balin: Of course I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.
*note: I was originally going to do this between Thorin and fili but I honestly can’t imagine Thorin being as calm as Iroh
*sister sons or nephew?
Lindir (signing up for the Musican Guild and being a nervous mess): Can I bring a friend during tryouts?
Elf in charge: Of course! After all it looks like you need all the emotional support you can get!
Next Day -
Elf in charge: Lord Elrond are you here to evaluate the tryouts ?
Elrond (sitting in the front row): Oh no I’m just here for my friend.
Elf in charge (expecting someone really important): who?
Elrond: Lindir
Elf in charge: Wait What?!?!
Lindir (goes on stage)
Elrond: Your doing great sweetie!!!
With elves heightened ability never before had one fainted of stress or even fainted in general.
And then there’s Lindir.
(Important political meeting)
Thranduil: Of course the dwarves are late!
Lindir (flashbacks to the last time there were dwarves in Rivendell): dwarves?!??
Elrond: Lindir I was going to tell you but...
Lindir faints.
Thranduil: what the hell!!! Someone get a healer he’s dying!!!
Elrond (sighing): First off I AM A HEALER Second off he’s probably fine. This happens to Lindir quite a bit.
Thranduil: PROBABLY!!!!
Elves don’t have to sleep as much as humans do. So imagine they have no idea what sleep deprivation is?
Bard (stumbling around, repeating his words and vaguely hallucinating): where’s the coffee
Thranduil: are you okay
Sigrid: oh dads fine he just hasn’t been able to sleep in a week
Thranduil (conserned and horrified): what?!?!
Elves have heighten senses right, so they probably never had a need for hunting dogs. So they probably never had dogs as pets. So...
Bard: These are my children!
Thranduil (points at dog): what is that
Bard: that’s my son!
Thranduil: Bard what the fuck?!?!?