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Behold, my favorite egotistical, rich bastard [affectionate]

This idea scratched my brain until I exploded with gold sharpie paint pens

Inktober Day 6: Golden

Sketchy sketchy whoooaa

Yeah so I got possessed with a demand of Unhindged Joel and this is the result you're welcome

I didn't sleep I could make this

Happy Holidays, guys. It's a Smallidairity Christmas

Welcome, all, Stratos' most humble of Gods

Behold

Inktober Day 26: Ego

Incorrect quotes the beloved

Jimmy, obviously disheveled from falling 20 feet: oh am I being flirted at right now?

Inktober Day 7: Trip

Edit: I decided to make it a series

Part 1 [Here]

Part 2

Ya dudes been catching up with series let's go

Immense Empires brainrot, they're gonna be memed.

The peak of my comedic career right here

Just a little goblin dude makin friends with his sky neighbor god, nothing to see here

I don’t think season 2 Joel is a god but I do think the headcannon I’ve seen of Joel from season 1 and season 2 being the same person is true 

I believe what happened was that after his palace was destroyed and his loved ones went missing joel searched for a purpose to distract himself from the grief 

He still wanted to leave behind a legacy so he became obsessed with building his magnum opus a statue just like his citizens but so much more he would get giant muscles and be very tall and have the power of a god

he based the design off of myths like Zeus because he was inspired by his wife who was debatably a goddess also he used famous Greek sculptures as references 

While He is the same Joel from season 1 he is not an immortal god like he claims he is It would be ironic because it would make him making fun of Jimmy for being a toy hypocritical 

I also think the reason Joel targets Jimmy so much is because they used to be brothers in laws and he used to think Jimmy was a great ally and friend so seeing someone with the same face and even some similarities in personality being a corrupt sheriff well it infuriates him to no end 

season 1 Joel headcannons

I headcannon that the reason season 1 Joel doesn’t believe in demons is because he took the throne at a very young age of 9 he didn’t even make it to double digits before he was put on the throne because of that he had to grow up quickly. that’s why he would shut down anything he considers childish like believing in demons and magic

He has ruled a very long time. Not as long as Scott or Lizzie, who are immortal, but still surprisingly long for someone with a mortal life span

he devoted himself to his empire because he had nothing else he was the secret child of the old king he lived a normal life before his father died and they came for him

he was separated from his mom and was told that it would be impossible to go back to his normal life and that he should make the most of the opportunity he had been given

So he found enjoyment where he could building was his favorite way to feel fine

He told himself he was content he didn’t have time for childish day dreams he had a kingdom to run

He didn’t believe in true love or anything like that until he met and fell in love with Lizzie.  

Befriending Lizzie and jimmy was the first time since becoming king he felt like he could allow himself to be childish. He felt like himself again

As you can imagine opening himself up only to Lose Lizzie Jimmy and his empire in one instant well it broke him

he slowly started to believe in true love and the possibility of living happily ever after, but it ended exactly how he thought it would: heartbreak.  

I thought of a hilarious situation for Hermes what if Joel one day choose to mess with jimmy by leaving Hermes in tumble town forced jimmy to be a babysitter or something 

well turns out that Hermes because of the dolls Joel makes ends up being very receptive to all the cowboy things Jimmy let’s him do to keep him happy while he’s there 

And joel doesn’t know it but it at first but there are consequences for the huge mistake he inflicted upon himself 

because in doing that because when Hermes goes home he now wants to be a cowboy 

and nothing Joel does gets him to stop the experience changed him now he always wears his hat that Jimmy made him and throws tantrums when someone try’s to take it and refuses to go anywhere if he doesn’t have the hat on 

he turns into one of those kids that’s obsessed with a movie so he watches it over and over again and who’s parents are also forced to watch it or a kid with a special interest in wild west and he never stops talking about the topic 

Hermes loved the dessert and him and his father can make rain storms so he doesn’t like the rain any more so he starts claiming to be the god of cowboys

when he gets older and he develops a unique domain he officially becomes the god of deserts and oasis’s patron of explorers and pioneer a guide to those looking to start journeys and facings trials