Evil Cuphead - Blog Posts

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I don’t even what to says OnO

i shouldn't- i rly shouldn't, he'd let me die then eat my corpse. but i shall

@xshimaeraxx @alteroreoz @stoned-frog

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mmm, yes (idk who to tag sfjkhskdjas)

Tag game time baby

Ok here are the rules:

1: Go to Character Headcanon Generator

2: Type the name of your current #1 kin character/comfort character

3: Press the "Create Headcanon" button

4: Take a screenshot of the headcanon that it generated and post it in your reblog

5: Tag some moots

Here I'll go first :3

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Tags:

@drizzlemoth @lunozapp @hey-imma-fangirl @awakentrashpanda @aintan0driscollnomore @mylivingend @orangeleftyart @flower--ghoul @selora-florients @n-atsu @ol1verdrawsyt @skullgirlrawr @stitcheds-sewing-box @carnationstars @dat1jamesandthegiantpeach @worldsbiggestnerd101 @fanoffandoms23 @foulfictkin @chaosbug-png @sillyjesters @datotota @catinabeartrap

boom, there we go. in order cause my au hardly resembles canon in some ways Vile: knows what ptsd is, learned to cope. Dice: knows what ptsd is, kinda learned to cope. Devil: knows what ptsd is, DID NOT learn to cope. Cups: doesn't know what ptsd is, 'learned to cope' (sir burying your emotions don't count, SIR-) Evil: doesn't know what ptsd is, is NOT coping Mugs: doesn't know what ptsd is, isn't coping (sir please move on you're dead)

@xshimaeraxx (none of them know how to cope in a healthy way btw, they're all messes)

made a new au'ish thing bc i was bored, might do something with him. anyways, Calixian Evil. mayhaps will lore about him if asked

yk someone should totally ask me about my evil, bc he's totally not my lil scungle, my freak of nature, bc i totally don't have a playlist on yt for him and many thousands of hours sunk into his lore alone, nnooooo

so, so- bivil. i've mentioned them before, and i finally decided to explain- bivil is bill cipher x evil cuphead (the eternity-verse versions of them ofc), which was a crackship i made a little over a year ago that i've just- fallen in love with yep, you heard me right, my dumb little brain thought these two should kiss, and i just ran with it- for some unknown reason

so yeah, they're a thing. ask me about them, i dare you :3 plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls anyways, random info about them! Evil is currently 50, born in 1917, is bisexual, aromantic and somewhere on the ace-spectrum. ofc he knows nothing about what these mean. not because of timeline issues, he can reality hop and despite how he acts, he's not stupid. he doesn't know, because he can't be fucked to figure it out Bill is of an undetermined age, partly stuck in a weird time loop, and is pan, and likely aro as well. it also can't wrap it's head around what they mean, mostly because it can't understand gender as a concept at all, being an entirely genderless being, from a reality of genderless beings. would be it/it's, but gets called he/him enough that it stopped caring overall they're married, have been for about 7 years, and have two kids who are twins named Solpin and Lushi. how the kids came to be, neither of them actually understand and don't bother trying to figure it out.

i love my bad end au because it easily contains this feral not-quite-cuphead being with tattered wings and a bad angsty teen attitude, hunching over a bag of *something* at 6am with a blood red sun rising in the background, in a dark, humid desolate wasteland while he cries about a dead ex. meanwhile his demi-god husband stares at him questioning why he married this fucking manchild

whats ur fav ship in any fandom?

bill x evil, ofc

Spooktober Day 30 (Late)

Sorry this was late

Fell asleep waiting for Jared's submission and he didn't even have one

Anyway

Possessed Hazbin Hotel

Mine:

Different aus where Alastor manipulates a character into making a deal with him that gives him like partial possession of their body

Charlie: He made the deal to help her hotel grow and ended up using her to overthrow her dad and rule over hell

Angel Dust: He made a deal with Angel to help him escape Val and helped Angel fight back against Val....and then cannibalize him and everyone else in the studio

Sir Pentious: Alastor promised that he'd help Pentious get on the Vees level and use Pentious's machines to destroy hell and even killed Cherri Bomb

Vox: After a battle Alastor offered a deal to "help" Vox and used him to take out the other Vees and brainwash all of Hell

And finally zombie Cuphead:

Similar to the bad ending They become like zombies but instead of organs they eat souls

Ok then bye