Five - Blog Posts

A high contrast poster that I started on in my computer graphics class while school was still in session

The Mandalorian, Chapter 1

Original release date: November 12, 2019

Happy 5 year anniversary!

The frost, it looks like dust has settled on the world

After everyone’s long been gone

But me, I was hidin’

Or forgotten, the only one left

I found some fits that remind me of five and I think he would wear and as a bonus that either Claire , coco or grace put him in

And this is the bonus :

I feel like this is what his nieces would force him to wear and he would cave just so they can have their fun

Does anyone think that Reginald did log tests on the children , like voice logs so he keeps track of how far they are training their powers and that. How do you think he would start the voice log , also who would have the most like training tests on them??

Like would also talk about the side effects of each power and how he would "tackle" them

I think he would ,especially with Christopher , man is literally a cube

Please comment your thoughts on this, cause I'm curious about if anyone else thought this (probably not)

If five had home on his own I feel like this is what it would look like , like a liminal space type area , gives off major staying at grandparent's house and I think the first pic feels the most like five and I can completely see him sitting there with a newspaper and a cup of coffee in hand like just get rid of the blazer and you already reach grandpacore and probably also replace the shorts with either cargo shorts or dress trousers then you reach peak grandad vibes 😎

These kinds of outfits yk (≡^∇^≡)

I'm pretty sure I'm very much taking him ooc idk but I only watch parts of season 1 and haven't watched the rest due lack of motivation so I'm just taking everyone else's word for it 😗

PLEASE never let Five Hargreeves find out about irish coffee that man would go BALLISTIC if he does

Viktor: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if you invite someone to your cabin in the woods, they're going to die.

Five: Yes, it's called "connotation".

Allison: My personal favorite is butt dial vs booty call.

Klaus: Mine is "forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".

Luther: Great news! Language is now cancelled!

Klaus: Do you ever feel like there’s bugs crawling all over you when there’s nothing there?

Viktor: That’s the ghosts of all the bugs you’ve killed.

Klaus: ...

Five: Viktor, quit traumatizing Klaus.

Klaus: Be gay, do crimes is all well and good, but one can also be queer, instill fear

Viktor: you forgot be trans, throw hands

Diego: be bi, go for the eye

Five: Be ace, punch face

Luther, the struggling token straight™️:…I’m scared of you all

So apparently there's this script for a tua season 1 episode that never got made. It's about their 23th birthday.

You guys.

A couple of things that stand out:

- That cross stitch Diego had in the boiler room that was so obviously a gift from Grace was a gift for his 23th birthday.

- Also, Diego went every week to visit his mom. I'm crying

- Klaus was in jail at this time, and he accidentally killed a guy in self defense.

- Allison is there but we just see her struggling not to use her powers on every day issues.

- Also apparently Patrick was her acting coach.

- She needed it.

- Luther was pathetic and I want to cry for him bc I love him so much but God was he dumb. Also the Accident happened the day after his birthday.

- Viktor had a girlfriend, who looked so sweet at first but then he found out she was cheating on him. On his birthday. Ouch.

- Five flirted with a woman named Delores in a 1940s (I think) bar, and it was so sweet and heartbreaking. He got a little kiss for dancing with her. It was great. Get it, old man.

- Five traveled to 2012 for the commission, saw Diego leave the academy, and couldn't stop himself from shouting his brother's name. I am HEARTBROKEN

- The Handler stopped him before Diego could see him, and also we have confirmation that the Handler was fucking creepy. She kissed Five after proclaiming he was hers. Five stands still and closes his eyes. I'm... feeling things. Mostly homicidal rage.

- Viktor visits Klaus in jail, which develops into the best conversation I've ever read.

- They talk about Viktor's book. Klaus is very supportive. Reading the whole script is worth it just to read that conversation JESUS CHRIST:

- Apparently, Grace announced one day at the dinner table that Diego had had his first wet dream.

- Klaus asks Viktor if he had added that lovely little anecdote into the book.

- Viktor responded with an: yeah, I did.

- Christ almighty I know understand why Diego was so fucking angry VIKTOR HARGREEVES YOU HAVE ZERO CHILL.

- Okay seriously overall that conversation is very sweet. Best klaus-viktor interaction. 10/10

- Also I find hilarious that Regginald tried to call them all separately but obviously no one picked up, so his next thought was: "well. Better start planning my own funeral".

- The quip Klaus made in the Void when he asked Reginald "couldn't you just have called?" Is a thousand times funnier knowing that the bastard DID call, but Klaus missed it bc he was in jail.

That is all for tonight lovelies, this was heartbreaking to read but overall amazing, I recommend you read it, here is the link

me after finding out that the founder of the Commission turns out to be some other version of Five:

Five: No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Klaus, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality

Klaus: We need to leave

I rewatched S1 and S2 of The Umbrella Academy for the tenth time, and I decided to keep track of how many times the characters said certain words

May I present you: two very cursed screenshots of dear old five I've managed to acquire

i made more 👁

The Umbrella Academy S3 + Text Posts Part 1

Lol had this one for awhile..

I don’t know whether it fills me with laughter or pain that a cube got a name but Five didn’t

YES

I know everyone likes Aidan Gallagher as Five, but I raise you this:

Aidan Gallagher as Kid Loki