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I snorted at this
when none of ur internet friends are online
timezoned again
I feel like more healthy rejection should be shown more in media. Show people its not the end of the world to be “friendsoned” or rejected. Just “Hey, I don't hate you, I just don't want to date you.” Its fine to be bummed out it just dont hate or harass the person because that happens a lot in shows.
I enjoy how everyone on here is like “I want a boyfriend” or “I need a boyfriend” but when people Dm them, it’s like.. okay you’re friendzone. Annnnnd you’re friendzone. Oh and you too.
(I’m everyone. Also so Are people on the mlm tag)
High school girl tells me my dick is small once again👌
Bimbo Hotel Strip Tease
My girlfriend found another woman listening to metal – and now she has a new friend to attent concerts without other men ignoring her, when they see she is with her boyfriend. She is super happy about being adored again and is really looking forward to dress up pretty for these events with all those real masculine men. The little cuckold in me is also happy, but she's going to friendzone me soon though.
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After my ex broke up with me she told her mother about my tiny penis. (Her mother is into kinks, ex is not). Now her mother teases me about my little dick regularly. If im extra lucky she’ll get me to run her errands and do chores 😍
That’s like a new level of being friendzoned 😂
Oh, so mean but teasing too. Perfect. 😍
Wear the skimpiest bikini you own..
A good sub boy is well trained in doing her nails and in massages. Until he's good at it he has to train with painting his own nails first.
I love waking up to mani/pedi tributes. Worship your mistress 💋💋
It started with you paying for her sexy outfits and lingerie that she wore on dates with other guys. Now you’re paying for everything she buys!
"Uggh, bestie, you’re *so* obvious when you stare at me like that… we’re here for you, remember?!” 🙄
"Besides, these are gonna look *way* cuter on you than me. Let’s go try them on, and then I’ll introduce you to this *super* hot guy I know. He’d totally fall for you in this dress!" 🤭🏳️🌈
"C’mon… you know you want to!" 💕
How’d she know?! 🤏😭♠️
Need this 😵💫
Don’t you think it’s time to start listening to your body? 🤭🏳️🌈
Middle finger from hot girls is like blowjob for us 😍
Friend Zoned and Feeling Fine
Now that she is with another man, the thought of them together is still amazing to me. I can say that I love being friend zoned and knowing that someone is enjoying her nightly out there. That her happiness has come true and she is with someone who makes her moan.
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I repeat this with censored picture of my crush❤️
That goes without saying... But she makes it even worse for me by rubbing in how much longer her cruelly abusive finger is to my minuscule penile piece-of-shit nothingness in its full arousal form...
