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He's so me fr (Me and my friend hc salieri ftm sooooo have him ftm)

Uhhhh boyfriend? *stares at you with autism eyes*

Help, Boyfriend/QPP needed, will Pay. /nsrs

It’s Like i get a boyfriend, then I become too self-conscious and we Break up somehow.

A vicious cycle, ya’ll. Wish me luck ☹️

Boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfri— *explodes*

*insert gay yapping*

Guys.. I Turn 17 soon. WOOP WOOP!!!!

Now if only I’d be able to kiss a boy on my birthday fr ….

I love this man so much, I can admire him from a mile away. I’ve never been happier ong

I want his attention, so badly.

I want to smother him with attention and tell him he’s worth it. He’s worth my love and worth the world. I want to tell him and go on dates with him.

I want to kiss and hug him. I love this man, so much. I would never want this high to end.

I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD OH MY GOD

*Slams on table* Boyfriend. Now.

Here’s an idea :

Puppy bf x Kitty bf x Bunny bf :3

(+ if they’re all aromantic and in a qpr)

BPD goes brrr when it comes to developing crushes in everyone I met— insane

Why the hell don’t I have a boyfriend rn? ☹️

🕯️.

🕯️boyfriend ritual🕯️

🕯️.

Rlly trying to manifest a boy to be obsessed with my every being rn ,,

Update guys : I really love men. Men are great. Men are love. Men are life. I love men so much, dude. If you see this men, you are loved !!

Y’know Guys, I would rlly like a boyfriend. Like, is it obvious yet??

When will I have the Snuuy to my Bagel ):

BOYFRIEND WHEN!?

BOYFRIEND WHEN!?

We shld be boyfriends giggling

Alright, come into my DMs then— like 🤨

Hi, Any of you big,, strong,, and very handsome men,, wanna like,, do super romantic stuff together while not being romantically involved *winks*

Which boy wanna spend the holidays or anything else on a vc?? We can chat and play games :3c

literally i am. dyinf.... a boyfriendless existence ess ehm aych

Hey anon, Wanna be the peanut butter to my jelly?? 🫶🏽 /nsrs

(Also, #relatable)

this is probably like. a really weird ask but. how does one get a boyfriend i am SCREAMING the world is so homophobic

You see, my dear anon!! Do you know what rizz is? Do you know how to slow mo your way into a man’s heart?

(I actually have no idea, why does the world not want me/ us ?? to have boyfriends aaaaaaaa)

The best advice I honestly have for you is to take it slow and have good communication !!

Pssst, who wants to be a QPR polycule fr *Blinks eyes cutely*

I love being aroace :3 /pos

Boys who will text me a lot And Call me whenever, Boys who Call You petnames and/or get flustered at you calling them petnames, boys who will let you infodump and vice versa, boys who will love you for who you rlly are and won’t leave you for a stupid reason… where you at? Fr? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

BOYS!? BOYYYYYYYSSSSSSS !!!!!!

Gonna blow the world up with a nuclear bomb if i don’t Find a relationship Soon— /threat (/j)

Oh,, to vc with a boy,, ☹️