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Situationship went a lil bit too far

I had this idea at 4 AM so I committed to the bit

Elesa should have expected that answer, to be fair

space airport show :-)

I think the turbolift is stuck…

something something kid appeal bot = babysitter

bonus:

What if Ultra Magnus is in Earthspark?

(Who is really big, bigger than Megatron then got seriously injured and him saying "I'm fine" when the Maltos are being hysterical at the background.)

(What?

Ultra Magnus is Evolving!)

(Also Minimus Ambus slipping out from his suit.)

(He'll be smaller than twitch, which he would be standing there proud and mighty.)

(He then saying sup' to everyone)

Me: Ehhh...why not make it to a meme?

Also me: yeeeEEESSSS

Hahaha my still looking for my art style

Hehe hambirb

Thrash, after gathering all the siblings: So, don’t panic... but one of us is possessed by an owl.

Everyone: ...

Nightshade: ...Who?

Thrash: That’s the thing, we don’t-

*Everyone stares at Nightshade*

Nightshade: Bye Tarantulas! Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Bye Tarantulas!

Thrash: You said “Bye Tarantulas” twice.

Nightshade: I like Tarantulas.

i miss my wives tails

I’ve said a few times how I want Uzui to have a daughter who cries and whines like Daki did, but I blame @dreamingfoxproductions for making the reincarnation connection. I also was super inspired by @sakurab01‘s adorable series of art in which Uzui is like a daycare teacher to a couple of tiny Shabana siblings.

(I have a headache and do not apologize for typos and sloppiness.)

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This whoa AU started when Gyutaro and Ume arrived in hell, where Lord Enma, who judges souls, is awaiting and has thousands of years of punishments in mind for Gyutaro. Ume starts throwing a fit, calling Lord Enma a big meanie, and Gyutaro begs her for once in her (after)life to behave. Lord Enma likewise tells her to behave, as she only got off on a technicality, but Ume extols how hard she and Gyutaro had it growing up and how Gyutaro deserves so much better, like instead of one bad mommy he deserves at least three great ones. And, of course, eventually Ume shall join him as his little sister, she’s made up her mind on this.

Lord Enma decides to indulge her. After all, she smiles real cute at him. However, Lord Enma also believes in justice and punishments, so he’s got the perfect destination in mind for the Shabana siblings to be reborn.

So first Gyutaro is born. He Uzui family is all excited about their first child, and they’re filled with love for him, but… well… no one wants to be the one to say it allowed, but that is an u-u-u-u-gly baby. Besides really flamboyant birthmarks (…yay?), his cry is very raspy (just ‘cause he’s loud, right? Ha haha… ha….), he’s kinda lumpy (though they, uh, trrrry to tell themselves that’s normal for newborns??), and uh, teeth. Pointy teeth. Are babies born with teeth said to be demons? No, no, that’s silly.

To be on the safe side, they bring Baby Gitaro to the Butterfly Mansion for a thorough check-up. Diagnosis: just an ugly baby. The girls wish the Uzui family a heartfelt congratulations.

Gitaro wasn’t born with any memories of his past life, and though the markings bother Tengen. He can’t quite place his finger on why. Anyway, Gitaro is on the shy side, but very receptive to the love and care he receives. When he throw temper tantrums, though, they are vicious. Tengen usually takes the brunt of them. Meanwhile, Ume is down the underworld bugging the hell out of Lord Enma about when it’s her turn to go follow her brother. He assures she’ll get her chance soon enough, and very soon, she does. Ume, now Uno, was so determined to see her brother again that she retains her memories a while.

Nobody can ever figure out why, but Uno never, ever takes a liking to the Kamabokos. Gitaro likes Tanjiro but could care less about the others unless they’re bothering Uno. One time he gave Inosuke a flying kick to the chest.

It’s not long because the third Uzui child is born, another girl. Gitaro is star-struck all over again with a new baby around, but Uno is angry. She was supposed to be the only one! She hates this new little sister! Her toddler impulse is to rip the baby’s ear off, but the Mama Trio stops that in the knick of time and gets her in trouble. However, they help bring her around by assuring her she’s not getting replaced, but that she gets a new little sister too, that baby is also hers. She and Gitaro get to protect her together. That awakens something in Uno she never knew she had, for it had always been her brother protecting her and she working to provide for him, she’s never experienced what it’s like to have someone powerless to protect. A little girl, vulnerable like she used to be, and possible to be exposed to the same hardships. Uno is determined not to let this happen and comes around to the whole being an older sister thing. However, she still is pretty demanding of Gitaro’s attention.

Gitaro less dependent on her now, she’s noticed, he’s not quite the person he used to be. He’s milder now (unless throwing a tantrum), more soft and peaceful and shy. It makes Uno feel sort of conflicted, since all she ever knew was the protective big brother who could fight anyone if it was for her, but he does seem happier now. He still likes playing with sickles and catching snakes and stuff, though. The Muscle Mice are off limits but Makio teaches him how to skin a snake with more finesse. You might have noticed I have not stated who birthed with child, which is on purpose, because I have determined it irrelevant. Both Gitaro and Uno gets lots of one-on-one time with each of their mothers.

Relationship with Papa is more complicated. Tengen tries really hard to be a good dad but cannot figure out why he’s so prone to arguments with his kids, especially Uno.

So anyway. BOTH Gitaro and Uno turned out to be “easily dyed” by their experiences, and they grow up the oldest son and oldest daughter in a big family, keeping everybody in line, but always closest with each other. Gitaros grow into a shy and gangly teenager with the weirdest dregs of his gene pool on display, but if you even look cross at one of his siblings or his mamas, he will mess you up (do whatever you want to Papa, though, Papa’s fine). Uno eventually forgets her past life and is a generally responsible person, but she is a callous flirt, much to Tengen’s consternation, but when it comes down to it she’s most sensitive to being scolded by Tengen and wants Papa to spoil her too (to take some of the burden off Gitaro, since she doesn’t want him to feel smothered or burdened by her). She nags her younger siblings but also spoils them. Gitaro continues looking up to Tanjiro and likes to babysit Tanjiro’s children. Uno still kinda hates the whole Kamaboko bunch. Nezuko will always be the most puzzled by this.

love is in the air

scribble comic ft. nimbasa trio

both of those coffees are for ingo. he’s not caffeinated enough for emmet’s shenanigans. also his apartment is full of spiders.

an ideal world

Based on a discussion with friends, Emmet and Nemona would get along 😂 (thanks to @cupcakestreets for the idea)

Cool new hat

assorted tweets swapped with pokemon characters

average tuesday night in nimbasa

LAST ONE I SWEAR I JUST

I'm so enjoying these

[ "Homely Workplace" ]

T/L I rushed right into this one the moment I saw Emmet posing like that. I regret nothing.

( Original Source)

I literally JUST saw this idea in the tag search, but apparently theres an idea that sneasler sees Ingo as her MOM and I'm kinda in love with it?

The thought of this happening is super funny and while I don’t take it seriously I LOVE IT TOO ANON

and if it’s not clear enough I am referencing this video at the end haha

(Headcanon is by @cutekittenlady !!)

this came to me like a psychic punch

inspired by @archangel-fucking-judas​ and this particular post about the submas twins

also adaman is a BITCH to draw

+Bonus from mod chandelure

I think it’d be funny if you could just hover over the MC’s shoulder and peer pressure them into going off script

i had more but im too tired

i just wanted to draw funny train men doing funny train men things

Emmet trying to hold back his laughter

Ingo joining in with his phone

Hilda and the random trainer absolutely shredding it

Jumping on the funni train images bandwaggon lol. These are taken from the "Legendary NYC A-Train Sax battle (supet cut)" video 👀

more doobles, why not

Imagine being American and getting dropped in Japan, but you don’t know Japanese, and you also don’t know what Japan is, or what America is, or what English is, so you gaslight yourself into thinking maybe you straight up forgot what real words are too.