Thrash - Blog Posts

something something kid appeal bot = babysitter

bonus:

Funny ideas for the Terrans

- Yknow how when little kids fall over they fill their lungs with enough air to wail like an air siren? Thrash does that sometimes.

- Nightshade - being a bird - can’t see glass after getting their alt mode. This means they have to be careful, and are always very cautious to make sure there’s some sort of a perch to land on beforehand.

this is 100% because while for a while Dot left the kitchen window open bc it was nice outside, one night she closed it, and they would normally swoop in using mass shifting and land on the counter to greet her and Alex in the morning before work, or help with the dishes. But it was closed, so they confidently swooped in, believing it was still open, and ramming straight into it head on, smashing their beak into the glass (the window cracked), then fell. It was quiet a moment before they started absolutely wailing hysterically on the ground, because that really hurt their fragile/sensitive beak. Dot, horrified and feeling terrible, immediately rushed out and whisked them up to comfort them. That is how it was discovered they’re blind to glass now, and ever since she has put stickers on the windows to help indicate if they’re open or closed for them.

- Twitch will sometimes get zoomies, except she’s zooming so fast and so completely ‘no thought head empty’/hyperfocused on zooming, she ends up stuck in the dirt, and has to be pulled out. Then she’s off and within the next two minutes she’s done it again.

- Hashtag lags sometimes. She’s an internet hotspot, basically, and those have their troubles, so sometimes she’ll lag like that after overuse or something. It leads to some silly things, and once she was stuck so long the others turned it into the mannequin challenge.

- Jawbreaker has turned really big tires into hamster wheels sometimes, and has even been caught sleeping in them. This has lead to him inadvertently winning hide and seek.

What if Ultra Magnus is in Earthspark?

(Who is really big, bigger than Megatron then got seriously injured and him saying "I'm fine" when the Maltos are being hysterical at the background.)

(What?

Ultra Magnus is Evolving!)

(Also Minimus Ambus slipping out from his suit.)

(He'll be smaller than twitch, which he would be standing there proud and mighty.)

(He then saying sup' to everyone)

Me: Ehhh...why not make it to a meme?

Also me: yeeeEEESSSS

Hahaha my still looking for my art style

I have Earthspark Brainrot rn so enjoy the Sillies!

Thrash, after gathering all the siblings: So, don’t panic... but one of us is possessed by an owl.

Everyone: ...

Nightshade: ...Who?

Thrash: That’s the thing, we don’t-

*Everyone stares at Nightshade*

Nightshade: Bye Tarantulas! Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Bye Tarantulas!

Thrash: You said “Bye Tarantulas” twice.

Nightshade: I like Tarantulas.

cybertronian child care: "too many Terrans plz help", send text

there's no way the adult bots in Earthspark haven't magnetised their plating at least once in order to stick one of the Terrans on their frame like an electro-magnetic baby carrier while trying to address some shit the others are doing, lmao

like, I don't have enough arms to deal with this, I'll just stick this one to my chest while running to stop the others from accidentally dying

maybe Nightshade gets curious about how powerlines work, so they start flying up to check it out and Bumblebee just grabs them out of the air like "NOPE, THAT'S NOT HOW WE LEARN ABOUT ELECTRICITY"

meanwhile Thrash is about to slam himself in the helm with his wheel boomerang move during battle practice, gotta intercept that before anyone gets a processor injury

so Nightshade gets magnetised while Bee grabs the wheel before it can ricochet

Hashtag is about to share slightly too much information on social media, gotta grab their phone, go go go go

the sheer chaos, lmao

but also this could be very cute, like Megatron magnetising Twitch to his chest in order to teach her some combat moves or defensive melee forms without risking her getting hit or stepped on :')

bonus: similar to a Cone of Shame situation, Optimus might magnetise Bumblebee to his chest after Dorothy raises some concerns to Optimus about Bee's combat training with the Terrans.

it's nothing too serious but Optimus wants a captive audience to be sure his commentary is heard and noted, so Bee just sighs and accepts being magnetised while Optimus gives him some leaderly advice, lmao

this vaguely has the same vibe as cats carrying kittens around by the scruff, which is also fun

I want and also need to see an earthspark moment/episode where the Malto bots can get into an aquarium. I just can't get my mind off how things could be (especially in those really big aquarium tanks), like:

Twitch and Trash competing on how many fish they can count (and who is the best at it).

Hashtagh being a real vlogger, using her internet skills to look up more about the place and the sea creatures (and maybe even scaring JB with some "scary" facts about some underwater creatures).

JB being fascinated at how small some of the creatures are, but also a little scared at how big and scary some of them can be. I think he would be concerned if the space (tank) they have is enough to keep that many of them in there and if they are comfortable there.

And Nightshade, omg, I've been thinking non-stop about them walking around the aquarium, being really curious and contemplating everything there. Taking their time to stop trying not to miss any little thing and expressing their observations with their polite and delicate voice.