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oh my god they were quarantined—
hey guys! i figured, hey, we’re all stuck home, we all wanna read some quarantine fics, why not make some quarantine prompts? here’s a prompt for every day i’ve been locked in my house :))) enjoy !!
1. “Wanna go on a walk with me?”
2. “Six feet apart! At all times! What’s wrong with you!?”
3. “It’s allergies I swear—“
4. “Why don’t you go back to your own house before we get stuck together for a month.”
5. “I know a few ways we could keep busy...”
6. “I’ve cleaned this house twice in my life. Both times today. I’m going crazy.”
7. “Oh my god, that’s why there was no traffic near the train station.”
8. “I’m not coming over if you have it, asshole.”
9. “I’m gonna leave it on your doorstep, and then I can wave at you from my car.”
10. “Well if you can’t cook and I can’t cook and we can’t get takeout... how are we supposed to eat?”
11. “Hey I need to ask you a favor... so you know my massage class? It’s online now and I need a body to massage. Will you help me out?”
12. “Will you teach me how to do that? Now you can’t say no, because you don’t have any plans.”
13. “Are you actually going to help or are you just going to sit around going through my photo albums.”
14. “I didn’t MEAN to wake up at 3pm. It just happened.”
15. “I really miss you. How long has it been since I’ve seen you?”
16. “I can’t even storm off! Because I can’t leave this goddamn house!”
17. “Are you sure everything is gonna go back to normal?”
18. “I don’t know how you’re gonna get home. Delta just cut 80% of their flights.”
19. “Pornhub is giving away free premium right now you perv. Get away from me.”
20. “That’s a dangerous game to play if we’re gonna be stuck with each other for the next four weeks.”
21. “They just cancelled classes for the rest of the year.”
22. “Please call out today... I want you to stay with me. I’m scared you’re... I’m scared you might get it.”
23. “No no no no no, I’m not a nose swab person, I hate those fucking things.”
24. “D’you wanna, maybe, I dunno, facetime and have dinner with me later? A quarantine date?”
25. “Oh no, start getting out the dry food and the powder milk guys, it’s basically the apocalypse.”
26. “The news has been really freaking me out lately.”
27. “If I have to go on another walk, I think I might actually lose it.”
28. “Oh. I didn’t know other people lived in this building. I guess you learn things when you’re stuck in your apartment all day.”
29. “I desperately need a haircut. Will you try to cut it for me? Please?”
1. “That’s not holly... that’s mistletoe...”
2. “Is it just me or does Santa look extra hot this year?”
3. “When Brenda Lee said rock around the christmas tree she didn’t mean literally. Please go put them back outside, they’re not cute.”
“I think it’s rustic.”
4. “(Name)! Why is our bathtub filled with snow?!”
5. “You didn’t have to get me anything. No seriously, I’m Jewish...”
6. “Fine! I’ll put up the lights all by mySELF.”
7. “Please come with me? ‘‘Tis the season!”
8. “Okay this was fun at first but now i’m cold and covered in pine needles, pick one and let’s go.”
9. “Wait, I thought we were going to my parents house this year?”
10. “YOU SPIKED THE EGG NOG???”
11. “Should we make christmas cookies or build a ginger bread house?”
12. “You woke me up at four in the morning to open christmas gifts like a child. At least let me make a cup of coffee first. We don’t even have kids!”
13. “If you’ve seen one Hallmark movie, you’ve seen them all.”
14. “Your nose is so red! Like Blitzen.”
“Wrong reindeer.”
13. “Iron Man 3! My favorite Christmas movie!”
“FOR THE LAST TIME. IRON MAN 3 IS NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.”
14. “She wanted a puppy, not a litter.”
15. “Guys! Wrapping paper rolls are NOT lightsabers!”
16. “Do you wanna build a—“
“I swear to god if I hear you sing Frozen ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.”
17. “Those aren’t poinsettias. They’re red chrysanthemums. And they mean death.”
18. “Where I grew up, we didn’t have snow at Christmas time.”
19. “You FELL through the FROZEN LAKE? ARE YOU CRAZY?”
20. “Is that... tape? On your gingerbread house?”
21. “Oh... Did I not tell you? The dog likes to eat cardboard. And also wrapping paper. It’s her way of getting in the Christmas spirit.”
22. “Can you come with me to get the ornaments out of the basement? I don’t want to go alone, it’s scary down there!”
23. “Your gingerbread house looks more like a... gingerbread pile.”
24. “The Christmas party is tonight? But I don’t even have an ugly sweater!”
25. “It’s Christmas Day! The only place open is the emergency room. And 7-eleven. We are staying IN.”
a/n: prompts honestly help me get a better idea of what I’m going to write and i also love them. i think there’s one that’s specifically for steve and/or bucky but the rest are dealers choice <3
“beg for it”
“c’mon give me something useful” “Oh I’ll give you something” “I said useful not useless”
“oh baby you look so pretty when you cry”
“the sound of your voice right now is kinda making me wanna toss myself off of a cliff”
“cum for me sweetheart”
“i love you, stupid”
“wow, you really are an idiot”
“what in the hell is that?” “our dog” “we don’t have a dog” “....surprise?”
“aw you had a dream about me?”
“we’ve watched this so many times, even I know the words to it”
“can we take a bath?”
“if you brought another animal home, so help me god we’re getting a divorce”
“take your fucking clothes off” “what?” “i said take. them. off”
“i missed you today”
“...i hate you"
“dance with me?”
“please, just stay, okay?”
“if you don’t fuck me over this table right now I’m gonna be very disappointed”
“can you just…hold me? please?”
“AH GET IT GET IT!” “WHAT?! WHAT?! GET WHAT?!” “THE GODDAMN SPIDER RIGHT THERE” “…you’ve got to be kidding me”
“you have a cute face”
“god you drive me crazy”
“you’re so pretty it’s absolutely ridiculous”
“you like that princess?”
“it’s always been you, i love you”
“you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid”
“that’s it baby, make a mess”
“swallow it, that’s a good girl”
“the sound of your voice kinda makes me wanna kill myself”
“can I wear your shirt?”
“just put a band-aid or something on it!” “What? You have a bone popping out of your leg!” “What do you literally want from me I’m not a doctor!”
“well at least we still have each other” “i hate you” “guess not”
“it’s okay, you’re safe with me”
“good morning oh sweet love of mine!” “it’s 2 in the afternoon” “and?”
“god, you feel so good baby”
“you wanna make me a daddy huh?”
“can I just kill myself?”
“if I wanted to fuck you, i would’ve done it already”
“oh honey, you take it so well”
“that’s the most vile thing I’ve ever heard, I’m in”
“you are the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen, hands down”
“you’re a terrible person” “i know, it keeps it awake at night”
“do you usually think before you speak or do words just like tumble out of your mouth?”
“i got you sweetheart, come here”
“you look…wow i….” “cat got your tongue there hmm?”
“all I know is, it’s taking everything in me not to fuck the living shit out of you right now”
“all I’ve ever needed is you”
“i really hope you weren’t this stupid back in the 40’s”
“are you drunk?”
“are you trying to seduce me?” “dunno, is it working?” “....yes”