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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
Making Firestar an orange boy was such a good move.
Like he’s the perfect lil guy to be orange. He just wants everyone to be friends, he’s not perfect but he’s baby. Half his brain cells belong to the women around him. He’s literally just an orange boy, that’s his whole thing -
Literally me when @lyonneriley followed me recently 😭❤️
Fireheart seems like the type to get a motorbike in his youth and now he doesn’t now what to do with it/ doesn’t have the heart to get rid of it.
imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut
can't believe firestar was only 18 moons old when he became leader. he should've been at the club
Uh oh Bluestar I think you might be losing it a little.
Other Clans: Firestar must be cooking up another evil scheme, look at him!!
Firestar: I hope everyone is having a good day today :3
yea
based on that one post
Something about FireDark is the image of Fireheart trying to find a way to get through to Darkstripe then realizing this beast has not had positive reinforcement and decides to destroy him with praise, and also payback at Graystripe because he is a bit petty
Fireheart: you know, you are quite good at hunting when you put your mind to it
Darkstripe, holding a dove:I….I
Fireheart: you can thank you Darkstripe, your a grown Tom use your words, they are certainly nice when not for spitting venom
Darkstripe: thank you
Fireheart: there ya go, good boy
Graystripe: I’m so sorry for attacking and putting you through my nonsense with Silverstream, pls stop flirting with my cringefail brother
Fireheart: 😁
I love how we are all gunning for Darkstripes praise kink hfsfh get his affection-starved ass with the good boy talk
For extra pettiness, Fireheart would lay on thick when Graystripe is around
Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed
Damn, he's pretty.
FireGoldenSandDaisy (The FireBlonde Au)
When goldenflower shunts off her “tell my kids their dad sucks” responsibility to fireheart
Our boi firepanics and somehow insinuates that /he/ is their father. Just blurts out something like “I’m your dad actually haha”
Tawny: wait are u saying that ur our dad fireheart
Brambles: !!! 😱😱😱
Tawny: how’d you mange to get mom?
Bramble: 👀
Tawny and Bramble then do all sorts of shit to get them back together.
Now the ball’s in golden’s court: she can either admit that tiger is their dad herself and crush their dreams of firepapa Or go along with a growing number of cats who are wondering if she and fire have been a thing this whole time. Guess which one she chose
Sandstorm: -squinting at Goldenflower- mmm
Fireheart: ???????
Sandstorm: Yeah I can see it
Fireheart: What does this mean
Greystripe: He's got a type right?
Sandstorm: -look at herself- Oh definitely
Then Daisy joins the clan and everyone just side eyes Firestar
And bramble and tawny have to give firestar the talk
“Look dad, we know she’s completely your type”
“But please think of the vulnerable positiion she is in right now”
“OUT OF MY DEN”
Sandstorm isn't any help
Firestar: I didnt accept Daisy just. Because she's blonde.
Sandstorm: Hey I mean if you want it get it but I want to have a go at this one too
Firestar: -hiding his face in his paws-
Sand: "we're both going for her, then? Great! I get to say "I love you" first!"
Sandstorm is completely convinced she got to miss out on the previous milf so she's jumpstarting this for her and fire Now
Well they do say that blondes have more fun yjytj
