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Time to put on the gender affirming spotify playlist and learn to do a push up! Fuck, I cannot tell if I'm excited or not
Being genderfluid's great btw. It's like
Friend who we'll call Flower: Ow!
Me: Heh?
Flower: Period cramps...
Me: L, being a girl must be rough
Flower: You bleed so hard on your period you take six pills a day just to moderate it and it's also caused your iron deficiency you ice craving bitch.
Me: My point stands!
Flower: No, it doesn't! Mainly because you are a g-
Me: SHHHHHHHHHH! The dysphoria lurks around every corner and you're about to look into the figurative closet of pain.
Flower: ....... Was that a closet joke because this is a queer tumblr post.
Me: Yessir, now go ask the nurse for an ibuprofen
My gender envy spectrum as a genderfluid:
He/Him - Spider-Man (And sometimes Peter Parker)
He/They - Peter Parker (But never Spider-Man)
He/It - Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)
It/That - Darwin (TAWOG)
It/They - The Collector (TOH)
She/It - Velma (Scooby Doo)
She/Her - Melissa (Milo Murphy's Law)
She/They - Fluttershy (MLP)
They/Them - Stan (IT book + 1990 + 2017)
N/A - Dave/Evan/Chris/C.C./Crying Child (FNAF)
I don't think I missed any... but yeah this is my personal simple gender envy graph thing... yeah