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head empty just Hatter using a children's minion electric toothbrush to clean his teeth because it was the only one he could find at a store
Lowkey wanna write a fic where like Chishiya knows magic tricks and either uses them to flirt continuously with Arisu OR uses them to like trick people into giving him their cards (including hatter and or Aguni). except I don't write so this shall forever stay a forgotten thought never expanded upon lmao
So I remembered frozen exists and now can only picture Arisu passionately singing love is an open door with chishiya (arisu is clearly Anna and chishiya is…. Hans? What the fuck is that ginger bastards name). Oh and kuina is clearly going to be forced (and low-key enjoy) singing let it go. Usagi sung all of christoffs lines (low-key forgot the boys names ) and then idk hatter sung Olaf’s summer cuss honestly in a frozen au hatter would be olaf.
Hatter wears a Burger King crown as his proclamation of being the ruler of the beach.
When a new person is raised to executive status he also does like the having them kneel at his feet and does the shoulder tap on either side with like a mop handle.
He has a beach chair for a thrown near the pool and no ones allowed to sit in it. You know it’s his becuse it has a #1 sprayed onto ut messily
What if hatter has like a secrete brewery in the beach basement. I mean like with how much they drink and how many bottles probably got smashed not to mention how long they might have been there odds are alcohol will eventually become somewhat harder to come buy. Pretty bad for business when the business is like giving ppl addictions to use as your puppets or whatever the beach is.
So yeah he just brews his own alcohol cuss he’s awesome and weird and it’s amazing
what types on fandoms characters write fanfics for except I take it off fandoms ive written for within my life. Arisu: Final fantasy Usagi: Voltron Kuina: Disney channel movies (specifically camp rock and lemonade mouth) Chishiya: paradise lost Aguni: hamlet, Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet. man likes his Shakespeare Hatter: mlp and paradise lost Niragi: mlp but the brony kind (I have not written this however it fits him) Karube: the illiad. oh and stardew valley chouta: pokemon
My one thing I want in life is a deep 50k word social media mutuals who sometiems talk, to accidental pannel hosters together, to friends, to sorta awkward frenemies back to friends, to lovers Aguni/Hatter fic set as them like cosplayers. Aguni does more like video game cosplays and Hatter does more action movie/ cool tv show cosplays and shit. Oh and also like sleep. Sleep would be nice aswell
All I'm saying is that hatter has the exact same energy as a brown circus bear who's learnt ballet and is forced to wear a pink tutu and Aguni has the energy of a tired showman who loves the bear but doesn't know how to release it from is cruel life in anyway other than death
The beach definitely has a anthem but idk what it would be but like hatter wouldn’t just not pick one
Hatter: would it be narcissistic to write a fanfic about myself?
Aguni: that's called a autobiography
Hatter: no cuss it would be a apocalyptic sorta smutty but in a really lose and not obvious way so that its up to the reader to decide friends to lovers to enemies fic
Aguni: so an autobiography
Hatter would steal you the most fanciest, expensive and insanely big ring for you to propose with and then would try convince you to trade rings with him because he wants it hes pretty princess he needs the fancy ring to attend his tea-parties with Aguni, his farm animals, and Arisu
Only a man of his greatness will understand the pleasure of having a bunch of farm animals in his care.
I also feel like he uses them to prank people and or annoy the crap outa them because honestly imagine having to shovel all the crap up. That’s like the worst job- especially off carpet
I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.
Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him
I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.
Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him
hatter is a chihuahua and the world is one of those god awful ugly as bags some rich women carry tiny dogs in.
Head cannon that Hatter just sorta refuse to drink out of normal cups so he drinks outa sippy cups. He has no reason to its just funny to be a tyrant (sorta) who drinks out of a sippy cup
OMG OK SO I ACTUALLY DID SCREAM WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS AND MY CAT JUMPED AND FELL OF MY BED BUT OMG ITS PERFECT
hatter reminds me greatly of the roman emperor Caligula ( ya know the guy who like declared war on Neptune and stabbed the ocean? and also tried to have his horse be made a consul) so he’s got the crazy part down. oh and being murdered by the militants ( like how Caligula was like assassinated by someone in the praetorian guard or something) oh and the sex crazed thing
hatter reminds me greatly of the roman emperor Caligula ( ya know the guy who like declared war on Neptune and stabbed the ocean? and also tried to have his horse be made a consul) so he's got the crazy part down. oh and being murdered by the militants ( like how Caligula was like assassinated by someone in the praetorian guard or something) oh and the sex crazed thing
I like to believe that Hatter is the sorta guy to use his tyrant power to force everyone at the beach to listen to nightcore only. Any beach party is playing only nightcore. Its the secret fourth rule