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(Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 5!)
Two more kakashi memes because that man is always up to smth.
THIS GUY HAS ME ON CHOKEHOLD SINCE DAY ONE
Hidan + Serving C*nt 😜
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*Deidara, Itachi and Hidan building a “fort” out of tables, chairs, blankets and pillows*
Konan: What in the world are you three doing?
Deidara: We decided to make a club, hm. These are our headquarters.
Konan: A club? For what?
Hidan: It’s the Older Man Fucker club, pretty lady. All of us are doin’ it with the old guys.
Itachi: Kisame is not that old. Nor is Sasori-san.
Deidara: Hey, still older than us, hm. Not all of us can be with someone Kakuzu’s age!
Hidan: Hey, the bastard may be old as shit but he’s still got it where it counts, asshole. Oi, wait a sec, Konan! YOU should be in our club too!
Konan: Me?
Itachi: Mm. You’re dating Nagato, correct?
Konan: Yes, but —
Hidan: Well you’re only like 20, and —
Konan: I’m 32, actually.
All three: *thunderstruck silence*
Itachi: Really?
Hidan: Shit you’re gorgeous!
Deidara: What skin care products do you use, hm?
Hidan: Okay but still, you’re dating Nagato. That’s still a pretty big difference; that fucker’s gotta be 60 at least, and —
Konan: Actually Nagato and I are about the same age.
All three:
Hidan: … what the fuck?
Deidara: What skin care products does HE use, hm, so I know never to use them?
Itachi, gently: Do you need me to break whatever gengetsu he has you under?
Konan:
Nagato, in his room tweaking a Pain-body: *twitches*
yeah.
I'm taking a little rest today, too. Decided to do more quick sketches to brush up on anatomy and angles.I'm hoping for more time on the weekends, because most of the time when I get home, I just fall asleep until I wake up at night-. By the way! I've created a telegram channel… I have no idea how to use it, so, uh. never mind, I'll just post spoilers or more open content there from time to time. Feel free to join. BOOP anyway, it's Kakuzu time
While im waiting for Kisame's design,,, do you have any hc for this AU you can share rn?,,,,
Hell yeah i do
Im actually working on he's design right now, so I'll try to finish it today.( ；∀；)
I am sure that the list below will be replenished
And you can actually write me you're ideas ( ´･ω･)
1. Obito
Tobi - In public (Deidara calls him this on a regular basis.).
Madara Uchiha - His teacher's name, which he uses in recitals.
2. Pain - His deputy, his right hand man.
Kisame - A close comrade
Deidara - More often fooling around together.
Conan is Pain's substitute.
3. His team call sign is (tsuki) moon.
4. Retains Toby's identity only under a mask, which he does not remove in public places.
5. Often overworked and tries to do his best.
6. Despite his desire to win, if someone on the team is seriously injured, Obito would rather take care of his comrade than continue the competition.
7. The least discomfort he feels in front of Kisame and Pain is when he takes off his mask.
8. Doesn't like it when Madara is mentioned, or attempts to make comparisons.
9. Catches panic attacks due to his claustrophobia.
10. He needs to be FORCED to rest.
1. Hidan
2. Suffers from various ailments due to his love of licking other people's blood. Kakuzu is tired of paying for his treatment.
3. Almost always walks around naked to the waist. He is always given sweaters and jackets, but he hangs them around his waist or neck.
4. A religious fanatic. (Obviously)
5. Before a round, he applies black paint to certain parts of his body. This is his "ritual", so his god Jashin grants good luck.
6. His team call sign is (kami) god
7. Always called first to perform, especially to wave his fists.
8. Asks Kakuzu to spar with him.
1. Deidara
2. Didn't like wearing big team coats, so they made him a more open, loose design that wouldn't interfere with using techniques.
3.The mouths on his hands are covered with gloves during normal stages.
He even has a zipper on his chest.
4. Always reacts violently to losses.
5. His hands often fall off at the worst possible moment..... which he blames on Kakuzu, not his own thoughtless actions.
6. His team call sign is (bakuhatsu) explosion.
1. Kisame
2. Fish ears...
3. Instead of Samehada, he has a Cricket Bat. (They still look alike)
4. Can perform melee rounds.
5. His team call sign is (Shaku) Shark.
6. Always seems overly violent to other teams, but among Akatsuki he is one of the most caring team members.
7. obvious babysitter for the Uchiha's.
8. cares about the overall health of the team.
9. I also want to give him a shark tail.... Yes.. What are you going to do to me? А?! WHAT?! GO AHEAD AND ATTACK.
1. Kakuzu
2. Usually does not perform, but will join Hidan and Kisame in a melee round if necessary.
3. All of the Akatsuki team's expenses come from his wallet. He allocates resources.
4. Usually patches up other people's wounds when needed.
5. Callsign - (Hatsu) Hearts.
6. Doesn't like solo performances in public, but may take part to blow off steam.
Who is your favorite character(s) besides Obito?
here you go Obito is still here, ignore him
( 2/2 ) he still doesn't get it
just absolutely random sketches+pose studies+screenshot studies I did over the week and felt the need to post, okay?
no idea what’s Hidan doing there tbh
° yohohoho~
You don't even know what you're turning down, Hidan!
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° I found one of my old artworks. Okay, I still think it's funny
° 📼: c0piumtxm (YouTube)
Therapist: Kakuzu in a cute apron can't hurt you
Kakuzu in a cute apron:
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There are two kinds of people on November 1st
Yeah, I'm a little late, it's the second half of month
But better late than never 😌
Hidan, why you are so rude?
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