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sometimes i just think about how co dependent hilson is like??? one is ready to die if the other dies and if the roles were reversed i dont think wilson would live any longer without house (more like he would have tried it and realised he couldnt do it)
obviously this was meant to be read as house threatening to spread a pernicious lie, but i favor the interpretation that wilson does in fact wear toenail polish and house is the only person who knows
"all in" is such a fun episode bc everyone looks hot and they're mostly having a good time. but can i point out wilson being cringe and cute:
when house calls him while he's still playing poker and he goes "if youre gonna mess with me wouldnt it be more fun doing it in person" aka i miss u can u come back 🥺
"keep your answers short and discreet" "the chicken is still in piccadilly square"
when he's scolding house for being obsessed with that patient he lost a decade ago meanwhile he literally remembers her too. by name even. like ok now who is obsessed with who
how excited he was giving house a play by play of how he won the poker tournament!! his tail was literally wagging hes like yeah i know youre going thru it rn but like i won :3
giggling about barnacle penis. wasnt even that funny my guy. u just have a crush
I just know house has ate shit at least once trying to jump that wall to impress his boy-toy
flicks his ear, drinks his coffee, criticizes the sugar level of his coffee ... Wilson can’t even have a single moment of rest
dont get mad at me. but i think if house and wilson got together way earlier in their lives, house would still let wilson be with/marry other women with the full knowledge and understanding that wilson will cheat on them with him because house uses this to measure his importance to wilson and how wilson will always choose him over everything and everyone else. its like a really sad mindgame that gives him the feeling of power and control in their relationship so he doesnt intentionally sabotage it out of fear that wilson will end it first, thereby taking the control out of his hands. and house justifies it to himself as a win/win either way because he knows wilson will always put him first, or if wilson ever puts his wife first, house can say he always knew wilson was never going to commit to him in the end and that's why he never committed, either. u know
i’m gonna think about this clip every day for the rest of my life. the manhandling. the way house closes his eyes when wilson shoves him. the way he looks up at him. the way he says “i can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things” while LOOKING UP AT WILSON LIKE THAT. a lot of choices were made here. this show isn’t real.
look at my doctors dawg im gonna die
a wip from a fic y'all aren't gonna see for a while that's going to be excessively long and full of nonsexual intimacy and soft domming. yippee
house's face when wilson icaruses a little too close to the gay sun always kills me. wilson says his eyes are pretty and he looks like he just witnessed 11 murders. does he ever make this face again
So you're telling me that there's a House subplot where House calls Wilson a wuss for being unable to choose furniture. Wilson of course denies this, so House challenges him to find at least one piece of furniture that Wilson likes. His excuse for this is that all of Wilson's exes have picked out the furniture, and that shouldn't define Wilson's taste. That he should find a piece of furniture that "says something about himself". Anyway, Wilson fails miserably and is unable to find ONE piece of furniture he likes.
His loss to House makes him confide in Cuddy, who tells him to just hire a decorator and stop caring about what House says. So he does. He hires a decorator, and House notices it instantly. Wilson basically immediately admits to hiring a decorator, but then House notices one piece of furniture still covered by a cloth across the room. He walks over, reveals what's inside and smiles. It's one of those organ piano things, clearly meant for House. The ONE furniture that Wilson liked and was able to choose was one for House.
And I kid you not, it ends with House saying "I like what this says about you Wilson" whilst Wilson just fondly... stares. Then he walks off and House continues playing.
This show I swear to god.
i need like 100k words of wilson exerting nonsexual dominance over house, just making him behave, ok maybe it can be a little sexual but like DAMN i just want wilson to tell him to sit down and shut up and he does it with minimal complaints
narrator: “i am not doing this because i care,” he says, caringly, as he cares deeply
first date idea: we go on a roadtrip and I break the door handle off your side of the car after you get in
the reason i think i love hilson so much is that they aren’t what either of them pictured for themselves. house probably thought he’d end up with stacy. wilson definitely thought he’d have the white picket fence with a wife and little wilsons running around, growing old and dying with them all surrounding him with their love.
but at the end of it all… they had their chance. CHANCES. and every time, they blew it. sure, you could say house sabotaged him, but wilson always let him. and there was a reason for that.
the person you want when you’re dying isn’t the person you want when you’re living. because while they were living, they were fooling themselves into believing it wasn’t always going to be them in the end. and once the end confronted them, they dropped the act.
no, they’re not the perfect vision of a healthy relationship, platonic or otherwise. but they’re on equal footing, always. they crave it in each other, and they deserve each other. it’s messy, manipulative, and maybe a tad sadistic at times. but it’s a deeper, realer, more intense love than you see either of them experience in the show. doesn’t matter if it’s romantic, it’s there, it’s shown, it’s written, and it’s true.
it always had to be house and wilson. and they knew it too.
hang on lmao u know that episode when wilson skips xmas dinner w his wife to eat chinese food with house in romantic lighting in private. first he asked house to come over for xmas dinner and like, what if house said yes. did wilson really want his boybestfriend to come third wheel an intimate holiday dinner with his wife, who is the only one in their marriage who actually celebrates said holiday. james...........
Was House fruity this episode?
Season 2, episode 5: Daddy's Boy
Said he'd pleasure Wilson better than his wife.
Verdict: FRUITY
they are not going to talk about this when they wake up (bigger version)
house md was so fucking funny for giving house a greencard wife, then setting it up as endgame in the last season by forcing them to live together bc their fraud was discovered, giving them a grow closer and fall in love arc
and then having her move out and pivoting hard into tragic hilson yaoi in the last four episodes
