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Robin : *Rolls over in bed and knees Steve in the ribs*
Steve : Ow! you kneed me!
Robin, sleepily : Yeah, i do need you...
Steve, voice cracking : Okay-
Steve : You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eddie : Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Steve : I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!
Lucas, picking up the monopoly board : I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Dustin : I’m making a documentary about Steve life. Hopper, I want you to play his father!
Hopper : I don’t want to be Steve father.
Steve : Perfect. You already know your lines!
Joyce : Sweetie-
Steve over the phone : I'm busy. Studying. Naked!
Eddie over the phone : Is that supposed to keep me away?
Ten minutes later...
Steve : Eddie? You're at my house!
Eddie : And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.
*The party sitting in jail together*
Max : So who should we call?
Mike : I’d call Steve, but I feel safer in jail.
Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?
Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?
Eddie : Stevie I need my-
Steve : *hands him is phone*
Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-
Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*
Eddie :
Eddie : Marry me?
Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.
I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one
Erica : You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Dustin : I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress!!! For what it's worth, I don't think Steve can fight in that dress either!
Steve : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Robin : you would, but I also think you can beats their russian ass in a wedding dress.
Steve : Aww thanks Robs!
He would look nice in a wedding dress 🙏