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Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.
Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.
Gareth : Why do you look like that?
Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Gareth : Like you’re dead.
Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.
Eddie : *sobs into the floor*
Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.
Eddie : Thanks!
Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.
Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?
Eddie : Stevie I need my-
Steve : *hands him is phone*
Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-
Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*
Eddie :
Eddie : Marry me?
Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.
I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one