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jace and clary adopt ash WHEN??
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- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.
- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)
- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.
- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.
- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.
- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.
- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.
- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.
- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.
- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.
- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.
- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate
- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.
- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.
- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.
- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.
- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.
- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.
- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world
-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned
- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught
- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass
- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.
- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.
- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.
- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.
- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.