Tmi Gang - Blog Posts

im gonna kms /j

CASSIE JUST SAID THAT IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BOOK OF TWP WE SEE THE DEATH OF A CHARACTER WE HAVE KNOWN SINCE THE FIRST THREE BOOKS OF THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I feel like this has happened at least once at the academy

Simon:

Aline: How to identify a TMI Gang member

Aline: Do they have daddy issues?

Aline: Are they, or have they had a major identity crisis?

Aline: Then congrats, who have identified a TMI gang!

Alec:...

Alec: why are you like this?

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

New York Shadowhunters playing Truth or dare

Izzy: I dare you to kiss the next person to walk in the room.

Jace: Not a chance, that's childish and immature.

Simon: *walks in* hey do any of you want .....

Jace:*standing up* well a dares a dare, I've got no choice.

My head cannon that makes no sense but lives rent free in my head any way is that Alec calls Simon Elijah...and he gives no explanation as to why.

One of the headcannons I will keep forever is that Simon Lewis is a caffine addict, that everyone is low-key worried about and Malec fuels just for the chaos of it

Okayyy so I know Simon's Jewish but I feel like he'd be the type to get tattoos with every one, like something the represents there friendship/relationship, like a Mango with Jace,.a bow with Alec, a Parabati rune with Clary, ect.

Here are my Headcannon hogwarts houses for the TSC Characters... no I won’t take criticism.

TMI

Clary- Gryffindor

Jace- Gryffindor

Alec - Hufflepuff ( fight me)

Isabelle- Ravenclaw

Simon - Slytherin

Magnus - Slytherin/ Ravenclaw

Maia - Gryffindor

Luke - Gryffindor

Jocelyn - Gryffindor

Raphael - Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Jonathan/ Sebastian- Slytherin

Valentine - Gryffindor

Jordan - Gryffindor

Eric, Kurt and Matt - Hufflepuffs

Mayrse - Ravenclaw

Robert - Hufflepuff

Hodge - Ravenclaw

Max - Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Jia - Ravenclaw

Camille - Slytherin

Rebecca - Hufflepuff

Amatis - Slytherin

TDI

Tessa- Ravenclaw

Jem- Gryffindor/ Ravenclaw

Will- Hufflepuff / Gryffindor

Charlotte- Gryffindor

Henry - Ravenclaw

Sophie - Gryffindor

Brigit - Gryffindor

Thomas - Hufflepuff

Jessimine - Slytherin/ Gryffindor

Nate - Slytherin

Gabriel- Gryffindor

Gideon- Gryffindor/ Ravenclaw

Benedict - Squip ( no respect for the light worm)

Axel - Ravenclaw

Alexis de Quincey - Slytherin

TFTSA

George - Hufflepuff

Beatriz- Gryffindor

Julie - Ravenclaw/ Slytherin

Jon - Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Marisol - Gryffindor

Catrina - Ravenclaw

Ragnor ( not technically a tftsa character but I don’t know where to put him) - Ravenclaw

Viviane - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Larkspear- Gryffindor

Micheal Wayland - Hufflepuff

TDA

Emma - Gryffindor

Julian - Slytherin

Livvy- Gryffindor

Ty - Ravenclaw

Kit - Hufflepuff/ Slytherin

Tavvy- Ravenclaw/ Gryffindor

Helen - Gryffindor

Alaine- Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Mark - Hufflepuff

Kierian - Slytherin

Cristina - Gryffindor

Jamie - Gryffindor

Diego- Ravenclaw

Divya- Slytherin

Max - lightwood bane - Gryffindor

Rafael lightwood bane - Ravenclaw

Cameron- Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Thule! Livvy - Slytherin

Thule! Cameron - Gryffindor

Thule! Jace / Janus - Slytherin

Zara - Gryffindor

Manuel - Slytherin/ Ravenclaw

Lily- Gryffindor

Annabel - Slytherin

Arthur - Hufflepuff

Malcom - Ravenclaw

Jonny - Slytherin

Diana - Gryffindor

Dru - Slytherin

Adaon - Ravenclaw

Ash - Slytherin

Rayan - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Anush - Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Nene - Ravenclaw/ Slytherin/ Hufflepuff

Samantha - Gryffindor

Gwyn - Gryffindor

Bat - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Venessa - Gryffindor

Paige - Slytherin

TLH ( I haven’t read this series yet, so just what I get from the shorts)

James - Ravenclaw

Matthew-

Thomas - Slytherin / Hufflepuff

Alastair- Ravenclaw

Christopher- Ravenclaw

Charles - Gryffindor

Grace - Slytherin

Tatiana- Ravenclaw/ Slytherin

The TMI Gang are millennials...Let that soak in

One of my favorite parts of COB-COG, and in the beginning og CoFA, is that according to Jace, him and Simon are really good friends, he genuinely believes that him and Simon bicker like siblings ( and they do in the later books) but at the same time Simon thinks Jace genuinely hates him, and wants him gone. Like no he love you....it so sad yet so innocent and I love it, cause they both deserve good things and it right there, but Simon doesn't think he's loved and it shows.

My Shadowhunter Chronicles LGBTQ Head-Cannons

Simon - is 100% Pansexual, like he literally dosent care at all, he just thinks people are pretty, definitely experimented with He/They pronouns at some point. Not for me personally but I LOVE the thought of him being Trans...it would just add a whole new level to the books, plus him and Diana?? They would have the most chotic friendship and just vibe. Alec won't let them be alone together after they almost killed a bunch of homophobic/transphobic clave members, cause neither if them take any shit.

Isabelle - Have to do her next cause cause Sizzy = life. She's definitely Demi something, Demi Romantic or Demi sexual. Was most likely very confused an frustrated with herself( that why she dated around but nothing stuck.) She didn't know it existed until Clary explained it l, when she was confused about what she felt for Simon after Edom.

Alec - I read a fic where he was a hermaphrodite (intersex) and it was so good! And you know Magnus our 'Free Wheeling Bisexual' would be nothing but supportive. He didn't know pride was a think and was very confused when Simon asked if he was going. He got scared by all the people flirting with him and basically hid behind Magnus the whole time. It was adorable.

Clary - Clary is the type of bisexual who doesn't tell any one she's bi, not because she embarrassed, but she just kinda assumes everyone knows( they don't, she comes off as straight.) Gets offended when people assume she's straight. Is very confused about They/Them, She/They, He/ They pronouns, she trys but just can't understand them, very supportive non the less!

Jace - He was bicourus for a little while, experimented a bit ( with Clary knowledge of course,) but ultimately decided he's heterosexual. One day he realized that hes the only straight in the TMI gang and just being completely done, accepted his role as the token straight of the group.

Maia - honestly does not care what she is, doesn't use and sorta of labels out side of not straight. Uses She/They pronouns, the type to get into a conversation with a homophobe and drop the ' you know I'm not straight right?' Half way through.

Rafael Lightwood-Bane - started questioning around 14-15. Relised he was somewhere along the ace spectrum and went to talk to his aunt Izzy cause she's also on it, and wanted to ask about it. He walked in on her and Simon were in the middle of some not so vanilla things and now jokes that they scared him ace, Alec agrees, walking in in them is scary, he's done it too.

Fanon Simon: A lovable adorable cinnamon roll, who could never hurt a fly.

Canon Simon: A sarcastic asshole who rival Jace in sass.

I have this theory that after Simon Accends, him and Alec just completely switch roles in the TMI gangs dynamic. Like Alec just becomes this Chotic gay that just says and does stuff randomly and everyone just looks at him. And Simon reluctantly become "The Mom Friend" and attempt to keep everyone in check, and make sure they eat and just be 'gag' responsible.

Isabelle Lightwood is the only TMI character that hasn't had a last name identity crisis

TMI Gang on a mission after edom

Alec: * makes a plan*

Simon: That's a shitty plan

Alec: okay you might have pulled through in Edom, but I make the plans!

Alec: I kept Jace and Izzy alive before you showed up

Simon: That's because your plans are shitty but theirs are somehow worse

Jace and Izzy: That's fair

Simon Lewis and Stiles Stillinski have the same energy

The TMI Gang in the first half if TMI:

Idk guys maybe we should wait for the adults

The TMI Gang in the second half of TMI:

The adults are useless, guess we have to do this ourselves.

The TMI Gang in TDA:

Wait...WE ARE THE ADULTS!!

Magnus using "they've been through some stuff" to excuse the TMI gang for doing weird stuff only they would do, has unlocked something in me I didn't know I needed

This is all you need to know about TMI Gang

Name a more iconic duo than a twink

And a redhead!!

Izzy lightwood fashion game fanart