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axolotl jewish

When you are Jewish and in anyway connected to axolotls

[ID starts On the left flag, at the top a dark skin pink, then a light skin pink, then a light blue-purple, and then a darker blue-purple, in the middle a dark blue Star of David, on the right flag, at the top a dark skin pink, then a light skin pink, then a light blue-purple, and then a darker blue-purple, in the middle a dark blue Star of David, on the bottom right corner there is a pink axolotl, on the top left corner there is a blue axolotl

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Pig: a presentation and/or identity for Jewish people who want to reclaim being fat/chubby, eating food, cooking and enjoying it.

[ID Starts

Two identical flags, each with seven stripes running horizontally. From the top down, the first stripe is a bright pink, the next stripe is a dark pink, the next stripe is a dirty purple-pink. The stripe after that is muddy purple. Under the muddy purple stripe, the three colors prior are mirrored. All stripes are equal in width other than the two dirty purple-pink stripes. The only difference between the two flags is that one has a brown of David in the middle and the other does not.

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Rat: for Jews who want to reclaim being ‘dirty’ and ‘filthy’ and ‘vermin’. This person may be physically dirty and disorganized/unkempt or may feel mentally ‘dirty’ because of generational guilt, trauma and other things.

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Two identical flags, each with seven stripes running horizontally. From the top down, the first stripe is a muddy brown, the next stripe is a murky green, the next sty tip is a dark tan. The stripe after that is a dirty eggshell. Under the dirty eggshell stripe, the three colors prior are mirrored. All stripes are equal in width other than the two dark tan stripes. The only difference between the two flags is that one has a gray of David in the middle and the other does not.

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Lizard: a presentation and/or identity flag exclusive to Jews. It’s for Jews who would like to reclaim being called lizard people and the history behind it- whether they identify with being green and/a lizard, anything to do with the illuminati, being in power, such as a government or lawyer, ‘shapeshifting’ or any other stereotype surrounding Jewish lizards.

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Two identical flags, each with seven stripes running horizontally. From the top down, the first stripe is a dark blue, the next stripe is a dusty sky blue/teal, the next sty tip is a dusty light green. The stripe after that is a dusty lavender. Under the lavender stripe, the three colors prior are mirrored. All stripes are equal in width other than the two dusty light green stripes. The only difference between the two flags is that one has a dark purple Star of David in the middle and the other does not.

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Goblin: a presentation and/or identity label for Jews who want to reclaim the creature and history behind them. This can be through either identifying with/being ‘greedy’ or ‘cheap’ with money, mischievous, enjoying collecting things (especially shiny things like crystals, bottle caps, soda can tabs and coins), liking precious metals- it can be in simple things such as jewelry!

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Two nearly identical flags, each with seven strips. From top to bottom the colors are a grass green, a golden yellow, a golden orange and a dirt brown. All strips are the same width except for the golden orange lines, which are thinner. Under the dirt brown line, the strips mirror themselves. The other flag is exactly the same other than a silver Star of David being in the center.

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dog and cat jewish

Dog Jewish (first photo) is when you are connected to dogs in anyway and are Jewish cat jewish (second photo) is when you are connected to cat I anyway and are Jewish

[ID; the left flag ; four horizontal stripes, starting at the top is a dark sky blue next is a dark brown, then a dark blue, then a light brown; the right flag is four horizontal stripes, starting at the top is a egg white/tan, next is a light light brown, then a gray, and finally a dark brown End ID]

fuck you. fucking gay ass jew. take your kike ass and the rest of your “people” back to where you belong, hell. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

this is the type of hate that I get on a daily basis. Now ask yourself, are you really pro-Palestine or are you just an antisemite?

Was listening to my trans music on Spotify and it gave me a song about being transmasc and Jewish.

As a Jewish person who is also probably transmasculine in some way, I feel very seen. The “being watched by the Spotify algorithm” kind of seen.

Also, I love how I have both my Trans blog and my Jewish blog, which both would have fit with this post, but instead I go with my Everything blog (Everything being primarily Minecraft).

HEAR ME OUT

A collection of kippot designed to look like the faces of various Pokémon. And the pikachu one? It’s called Pika Kippah, of course.