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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

"Wishlist"

Maya: Okay so…Damian…

Damian: Shit.

Maya: It’s nothing bad!

Maya: This list of traits you’d like to see in a partner is way better than I thought it was going to be!

Damian: …But?

Maya:

Maya: But I do have a few…concerns…

Damian:

Maya: So, like: ”Actively considers me a human being” is objectively a good thing, but I do have to ask--

Damian: Do you? 

Damian: Do you really?

Maya:

Maya: Yikes, my guy. 

Maya: Alright, “Capable of beating me in a fight” cuts out a lot of candidates--

Damian: I value competence and skill.

Damian: Plus I don’t want to have to be concerned for their safety.

Maya: Sure, but you didn’t phase it as “Capable of protecting themselves,” so I think that implies some kind of--

Damian: What else has made you so concerned, Ducard?

Maya:

Maya: Well…

Maya: You mention Jon by name…three separate times.

Damian: What? No I--

Maya: “Kind eyes, much like Jonathan’s” and “A strong moral compass, comparable to Superboy’s,” 

Maya: …then you say “Jonlike.”

Damian:

Damian: I fail to see the--

Maya: Oh! I missed one. 

Maya: This is just straight up his full name.

Damian:

Maya: And his Kryptonian name in parenthesis. For clarity. 

Damian:

Damian: …I feel like you’re trying to imply something.

Maya: Oh my god?

SUPER SONS 💥

my headcanon:

1. damian gave jon the robin merch hoodie as a birthday gift because he thought it was funny, but then jon proceeds to wear the hoodie everytime they meet and tell damian he’s the next robin to annoy damian, and damian HATES it ☠️

2. jon asked kon where to buy leather jackets and bought one for damian 🫶

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: og course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *choke on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Buce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

I can totally see that.

OH OH AND TALK TOO MUCH BY COIN AND KEEP ME CRAZY BY SHEPPARD FOR JONDAMI :D

ANSOAOKDKS

THE VIBES?

IMMACULATE

PLEASE THESE ARE SO GOOD

(Additionally: Jon singing Talk Too Much to Damian and flustering him)

Headcanon, with Damian as always:

As we know, he likes reading manga, the manga he is reading now is Dandadan

He just WANTS and NEED Momo and Okarun to be together, and hating all other ships with them in it

He has a disgust to all other characters for little time, and then he learns to like them.

He just alwasys liked Jiji as he thinks he is very similar to Jon