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Maya: Okay so…Damian…
Damian: Shit.
Maya: It’s nothing bad!
Maya: This list of traits you’d like to see in a partner is way better than I thought it was going to be!
Damian: …But?
Maya:
Maya: But I do have a few…concerns…
Damian:
Maya: So, like: ”Actively considers me a human being” is objectively a good thing, but I do have to ask--
Damian: Do you?
Damian: Do you really?
Maya:
Maya: Yikes, my guy.
Maya: Alright, “Capable of beating me in a fight” cuts out a lot of candidates--
Damian: I value competence and skill.
Damian: Plus I don’t want to have to be concerned for their safety.
Maya: Sure, but you didn’t phase it as “Capable of protecting themselves,” so I think that implies some kind of--
Damian: What else has made you so concerned, Ducard?
Maya:
Maya: Well…
Maya: You mention Jon by name…three separate times.
Damian: What? No I--
Maya: “Kind eyes, much like Jonathan’s” and “A strong moral compass, comparable to Superboy’s,”
Maya: …then you say “Jonlike.”
Damian:
Damian: I fail to see the--
Maya: Oh! I missed one.
Maya: This is just straight up his full name.
Damian:
Maya: And his Kryptonian name in parenthesis. For clarity.
Damian:
Damian: …I feel like you’re trying to imply something.
Maya: Oh my god?