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5 years ago

Kevin McCormick Headcanons

- Although a lot of people assume different, Kevin is actually a really good older brother to his siblings.

- Unlike Kenny, Kevin has a better relationship with his mom than his dad, which isn't much since he hardly has a relationship with his dad. (I say 'unlike Kenny' because he's shown to have a better relationship with his dad than his mom imo, and the wiki even said it too.)

- Speaking of which, a lot of people say that Kevin is actually really calm and that one part in "The Poor Kid" where he's physically fighting with his dad never really happens aside from that one time. However, I think otherwise. I believe that he would be calm and nice to his siblings, but he'll get angry when his dad says something stupid about his siblings or complains about being poor.

-But I think the result would be different depending on how sober he is. When he's sober, he would probably tell his dad to shut up or he would get up and leave the room with his siblings. When he's drunk, his dad will say the same thing and then all of sudden a punch is thrown and they're at each other's throats.

- Kevin drinks and smokes cigarettes. He smokes inside and outside but he never does it in the kitchen, and his or Kenny's room because he doesn't think it's fair to stain their rooms with the smell especially if they're in there. The living room is fair game though.

- He tries to drink when they're not there but they usually are so... yeah.

- Kevin is very quiet around people who aren't his family, which means he has almost no friends, except for Shelly.

- Since his speech is a little slurred and he repeats what he says, a lot of people call him retarded, but in reality, when he was learning how to talk, his parents were usually wasted so now he talks like they did.

- So when he's drunk, it's hard for anyone who isn't related to him to understand him. Though, there have been times where they couldn't comprehend his speech either.

- Due to his drinking, he was suspended from school for two weeks in grade seven.

- Although he'd never admit it, he's scared to move out because as much as he doesn't like his current home life, he doesn't want to leave his siblings there and be alone because he knows it would be a while before he could get enough money to support them all. Also, he's worried about what his parents would become with all of them gone.

- He is currently working illegally as a car mechanic (he's still too young) to help out with the bills when his parents don't pay them. He enjoys it and is waiting until summer to drop out of middle school to work there full time. Besides, he isn't very smart anyways.

- He has a crush on Shelly, and Kenny teases him about it RELENTLESSLY, like nonstop. Karen draws a bunch of pictures of him and Shelly and puts them up on Kevin's side of the room, while going off about having a sister. They both encourage him to go for it, but he doesn't think he'll ever be able to.

- In his spare time, Kevin is usually hanging out with Karen. He'll play dolls with her and take her to the park. Then at night, since they share a room, he'll read her a story but change the words so it doesn't make sense to make her laugh and then after they'll talk about their futures and their current woes.

- When Kenny or Karen (sometimes both) have nightmares, they'll snuggle up with him in his bed when he's sleeping.

- They're a lot closer than people think. Like he takes Karen trick or treating when Kenny goes with his friends and carries her candy for her. He also braids her hair sometimes. And he teaches Kenny poker tricks and how to ride a bike. He also introduced him to his beloved magazines.

- While Kenny is Karen's rock, Kevin is Kenny's. But either way, he reminds both of them that they are loved to make sure they never felt how he did before they came along.

- His teeth are really fucked up, which is why he has braces. How his parents got them? Who knows. But he knows they sacrificed a lot for them so he's grateful for that.

- He likes watching stupid shows with his parents.

- He fucking L O V E S waffles

(I might add on. But who knows)