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What should they do in this creepy world?

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*Eng is my second language so there may or may not have samantic errors.

Clyde: Dude.

Craig: What?

Clyde: Duuuude!

Craig: What!?

Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!

Craig: Okay...?

Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!

Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?

Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.

Clyde:

Craig:

Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?

Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.

Kevin McCormick Headcanons

- Although a lot of people assume different, Kevin is actually a really good older brother to his siblings.

- Unlike Kenny, Kevin has a better relationship with his mom than his dad, which isn't much since he hardly has a relationship with his dad. (I say 'unlike Kenny' because he's shown to have a better relationship with his dad than his mom imo, and the wiki even said it too.)

- Speaking of which, a lot of people say that Kevin is actually really calm and that one part in "The Poor Kid" where he's physically fighting with his dad never really happens aside from that one time. However, I think otherwise. I believe that he would be calm and nice to his siblings, but he'll get angry when his dad says something stupid about his siblings or complains about being poor.

-But I think the result would be different depending on how sober he is. When he's sober, he would probably tell his dad to shut up or he would get up and leave the room with his siblings. When he's drunk, his dad will say the same thing and then all of sudden a punch is thrown and they're at each other's throats.

- Kevin drinks and smokes cigarettes. He smokes inside and outside but he never does it in the kitchen, and his or Kenny's room because he doesn't think it's fair to stain their rooms with the smell especially if they're in there. The living room is fair game though.

- He tries to drink when they're not there but they usually are so... yeah.

- Kevin is very quiet around people who aren't his family, which means he has almost no friends, except for Shelly.

- Since his speech is a little slurred and he repeats what he says, a lot of people call him retarded, but in reality, when he was learning how to talk, his parents were usually wasted so now he talks like they did.

- So when he's drunk, it's hard for anyone who isn't related to him to understand him. Though, there have been times where they couldn't comprehend his speech either.

- Due to his drinking, he was suspended from school for two weeks in grade seven.

- Although he'd never admit it, he's scared to move out because as much as he doesn't like his current home life, he doesn't want to leave his siblings there and be alone because he knows it would be a while before he could get enough money to support them all. Also, he's worried about what his parents would become with all of them gone.

- He is currently working illegally as a car mechanic (he's still too young) to help out with the bills when his parents don't pay them. He enjoys it and is waiting until summer to drop out of middle school to work there full time. Besides, he isn't very smart anyways.

- He has a crush on Shelly, and Kenny teases him about it RELENTLESSLY, like nonstop. Karen draws a bunch of pictures of him and Shelly and puts them up on Kevin's side of the room, while going off about having a sister. They both encourage him to go for it, but he doesn't think he'll ever be able to.

- In his spare time, Kevin is usually hanging out with Karen. He'll play dolls with her and take her to the park. Then at night, since they share a room, he'll read her a story but change the words so it doesn't make sense to make her laugh and then after they'll talk about their futures and their current woes.

- When Kenny or Karen (sometimes both) have nightmares, they'll snuggle up with him in his bed when he's sleeping.

- They're a lot closer than people think. Like he takes Karen trick or treating when Kenny goes with his friends and carries her candy for her. He also braids her hair sometimes. And he teaches Kenny poker tricks and how to ride a bike. He also introduced him to his beloved magazines.

- While Kenny is Karen's rock, Kevin is Kenny's. But either way, he reminds both of them that they are loved to make sure they never felt how he did before they came along.

- His teeth are really fucked up, which is why he has braces. How his parents got them? Who knows. But he knows they sacrificed a lot for them so he's grateful for that.

- He likes watching stupid shows with his parents.

- He fucking L O V E S waffles

(I might add on. But who knows)

BRO I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT IT WAS KENNYS BIRTHDAY so I remember I made this :3

COLLAB W/ MY BEST BRO @euhenya !!!!!!!!(She drew Kenny)

I just straight up wanted to draw fem!kenny

also this was made on New Years! Which means it was my first drawing of the year!!

I headcannon that Karen and Kenny are great at fashion because of his awesome character designs in TFBW and TSOF. Basically, Karen helps him make his costumes and outfits when they go out places and tells Kenny all about what's popular in fashion currently. So, when Butters first comes out as Marjorie and dresses super weird, all the girls and Karen spend time helping her with her outfits. All the girls lend her clothes, and Karen invites Marjorie over to tell her all about what's popular. Kenny would basically watch a fashion show every time Marjorie came over to their house.

Karen would be like a teacher to them and would teach them both about women's fashion at the same time. Kenny would learn so much he'd start talking to Marjorie about her outfits all the time, and they'd bond over it. Kenny would even take Marjorie out shopping with Karen when he first got a job. Essentially, Marjorie would be really close to Kenny and Karen after coming out, and they'd all bond over women's fashion.

So....back into south park...

(ALSO I started a sp au on Instagram it's called @/sp.meatgrindercult, go follow if you want to)

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Happy birthday Kenny!!

You’d be surprised at the brainpower it took me to make a news article.

And if you guys were wondering, what the dynamic between Kenny and Butters is in my au:

And yes: I originally created this as a ship au. But by now it's half gay stuffs and half super cool angsty super hero stuff. If you don't like the first bit, what are you doing on my blog? But also; you can just appreciate the awesome anime-style battles between ye ol' favourite super hero and super villain from this small town in the middle of nowhere!

And if you couldn't tell, I gave them a redesign since they A. out grew their original costumes and B. they really wanna hide who they are.For now, everyone just thinks they took on these names, maybe by coincidence or maybe because these names already had some form of weight to them.

Here are the new designs in comparison (yes, made with gacha club, cuz I'm lazy and ain't always motivated to draw everything :p)

Oh, how much can change in- ... what, like uh, 7 years?