Y’all Liked The Other Stuff I Did And I Found This Messy And Silly Thing For Y’all Too

I want to grab Hong Lu and throw him against a wall and watch him explode like a pomegranate (affectionate)

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

i hope every assignment. dies

IHNMAIMS au where literally every single bit of AMs dialouge gets cut off by this

would Optimus Prime count?

Yes, Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise could kill Macbeth!

While there are a myriad of continuities tied to the origins of Optimus Prime and the Transformers in general, most (if not all) of these continuities apply him for the Unconventional Birth Clause and the Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

Reblog if you too believe in Ridley Supremacy

wuthering heights in memes (p2)

wuthering heights and thrushcross grange:

heathcliff writing love letters to cathy 2.0 under his sons name:

linton heathcliff:

hindley when heathcliff knocks at the door:

aaaand heathcliff, right before reducing hindley to a bloody puddle:

everyone when heathcliff shows up after 3 years:

anything: happens

joseph:

[heathcliff talking to infant hareton after hindley's death] ". . . previous to following with Hareton, he lifted the unfortunate child on to the table and muttered, with peculiar gusto, 'Now, my bonny lad, you are mine! And we'll see if one tree won't grow as crooked as another, with the same wind to twist it!' The unsuspecting thing was pleased at this speech: he played with Heathcliff's whiskers, and stroked his cheek . . ."

heathcliff, 3 seconds after marrying isabella:

cool tip for online

you never have to reblog a post

is the post making you feel guilty for not reblogging it? probably a bad post

reblog button is your button, you choose when to press

“ugh why is moby-dick so long”

ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn't he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?

the odyssey

the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action

you don't like cetology? whalelore? kys

since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful