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Resurgam

(Yes I realize this is silly but I don't care. I'm pretty happy with the lore lol.)

There was once a deleted episode of G1 Transformers that followed the plot of Bumblebee's death. Nothing else is known of the episode. But what IS known is that Shockwave would experiment on Bumblebee's body, and would accidently rise him from the dead. Bumblebee would then go on to hunt and kill many Decepticons and Autobots.

But no one knows how the episode ends, for anyone who finds the VHS and plays it will summon Bumblebee.EXE, and he will kill them and go on a vicious rampage. The only way to banish this devil is to rewind the whole episode until one can pop the VHS out. But one better hurry...

Bumblebee.EXE WILL sense you...

Morbid CRK Shower Thought

So I had a VERY dark CRK shower thought today - initially it was a spiral about weird cookie flavours and why any self-respecting witch would create those cookies ( no shade to the cookies, just their flavours being weird *cough*beet, prune juice, ice, soda, leek, chilli pepper, ink, etc.*cough* )

But then things took a dark turn.

I got to thinking about cookies made from literally impossible ingredients : Wizard Cookie, Moonlight Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, Stardust Cookie, Milky Way Cookie, etc.

Then I noticed that Sea Fairy and Wizard cookie could be made out of magical beings that could exist in this crazy-ass universe. And my morbid, horrible little mind instantly jumped to one (1) conclusion ( and not a very good one ) : they were made out of literal wizards and sea fairies/mermaids. ( are sea fairies the equivalent of mermaids? )

Like my mind just LEAPED to the wild conclusion that the witches had a taste for other magical beings and somehow decided that "hey, why don't we chop up some wizards and sea fairies and bake them into cookies? Yummy!" but then the cookies gained sentience ( maybe from the bits of magical being inside of them ) and escaped.

So yeah. Morbid CRK shower thoughts.

Oil paintings by Paolo Girardi (Italian, b.1974)

https://www.instagram.com/paologirardipainter/

 I USED TO BE SO JOYFUL. ONCE UPON A TIME, NO ONE FOUGHT OVER ME. THEN THE BOMBS STARTED FALLING, AND THE PEOPLE STARTED DYING, AND I WEPT.

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I WEPT.

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Hopefully I’m not the only one who remembers !lettinggo

✦ portrait of a cardinal ✦

hello!!! long time no see. today i bring my second piece of fan art for @canisalbus !!

i just got back from a 9-day trip in italy, and all i could think about was our favourite tragic catholic gay dogs. especially in churches or near the vatican. as someone with my roots from sicily, it was an incredible trip to go on. i throughly enjoyed looking at the architecture and art all around me.

machete is not in his full-red cardinal attire here (which makes the title of this essentially a lie), but shhh. that can be our little secret.

looking to start posting again since school’s over now!! huzzah.

Aurt

sketchbook doodles 

Tw: body horror (cartoony style + not attatched to any sort of angst/venting stuff)

So I made a thing!